Post by: Toothpaste on October 06, 2008, 07:46:37 pm
Errr... here:
[18:57] <+AppleXY> lol
Post by: Roflmao on October 06, 2008, 09:23:55 pm
[19:07]Roflmao: And your Eyeliner
[19:07]Ahmad: Yep
[19:08]Ahmad:NO!!
[19:08]Ahmad: :X
Post by: Collin Li on October 06, 2008, 11:08:17 pm
why do bonds make you sleepy
Prav says (23:01):
BONDS MAKE ME GO HIGH LIKE A DOG ON PADDLE POPS
collin says (23:07):
ur a fkn weirdo mate
(he's talking about the financial instrument.. not the underwear)
Post by: enwiabe on October 09, 2008, 09:58:58 pm
Post by: ninwa on October 09, 2008, 11:14:54 pm
Post by: ninwa on October 09, 2008, 11:54:40 pm
Post by: ninwa on October 12, 2008, 05:09:39 pm
[17:07] <happypuff> ahmad that is why you live near a Female so they can do those things for you
Post by: ninwa on October 12, 2008, 09:32:12 pm
damn, stop thwarting my attempts to get you into bed
(i.e. enwiabe)
Post by: ninwa on October 13, 2008, 06:57:37 pm
enwiabe says:
i'm worth two kuala lumpurs
enwiabe says:
...
ninwa says:
you probably are
enwiabe says:
fkn koreans
enwiabe says:
no wait
enwiabe says:
is that malaysia?
ninwa says:
wut
enwiabe says:
or korea
enwiabe says:
shit
ninwa says:
malaysia ..
enwiabe says:
kuala lumpur
ninwa says:
LOL
enwiabe says:
FUCK
Post by: enwiabe on October 13, 2008, 07:07:02 pm
Post by: Glockmeister on October 13, 2008, 07:08:58 pm
Post by: enwiabe on October 13, 2008, 07:09:47 pm
Post by: ninwa on October 13, 2008, 11:24:52 pm
Post by: enwiabe on October 14, 2008, 12:54:18 am
Post by: bubble sunglasses on October 14, 2008, 02:53:03 pm
are we doing trivia?
Post by: excal on October 14, 2008, 02:58:33 pm
Post by: Mao on October 14, 2008, 04:25:09 pm
Post by: excal on October 14, 2008, 05:52:59 pm
it appears SMF doesn't like the "irc://" prefix, and put "http://" in front as well...
Yeah, it fails more at failing to fail more than enwiabe failing to fail more than ninwa.
Post by: AppleXY on October 17, 2008, 07:19:09 pm
GRAMMAR PHIAL
lol
"AppleXY: is ur friend muffin?
[7:12pm] moofinhero: NO
[7:12pm] coblin: i woulda ate her friend
[7:12pm] coblin: if her friend was muffin"
LOOOOOOOOL
Post by: Collin Li on October 17, 2008, 07:43:41 pm
Post by: Toothpaste on October 17, 2008, 07:47:02 pm
[19:39] *** Smuhd quit ("bye forever")
[00:43] <Ahmad0> i used to dream about driving a car through the walls in my school and killing people
[18:21] <+coblin> but human tastes like pork
Post by: AppleXY on October 17, 2008, 07:53:39 pm
that's not that funny.
stfu faggotbreath.
haha jks :P
Post by: enwiabe on October 21, 2008, 01:04:39 am
Post by: ninwa on October 23, 2008, 09:31:27 pm
enwiabe I can :(
Post by: Collin Li on October 23, 2008, 09:40:46 pm
Post by: ninwa on October 25, 2008, 08:52:45 pm
oh crap i just revealed that i'm attracted to sheep
Post by: Glockmeister on November 02, 2008, 02:03:32 am
[02:00] <+coblin> it implies that students are held captive to their current schools
[02:00] <+coblin> should be held*
[02:00] <+coblin>
[02:00] <+coblin>
[02:00] <+coblin> Then using the special case of the change of base law, you get:
[02:00] <+coblin>
[02:00] <+coblin> Hence,
[02:00] <[Mao]> its pc language
[02:00] <+coblin> oops
Post by: Collin Li on November 02, 2008, 02:07:00 am
accident
Post by: Glockmeister on November 02, 2008, 02:36:19 am
[02:34] <trinon> !creampie god
[02:34] * VNBot sees trinon vainly giving god their slightly salty cream pie, but it ends up on the floor instead in their absence
Post by: ninwa on November 05, 2008, 08:59:28 pm
moofinhero what?
coblin :]
coblin it was great
coblin i earnt $75
Post by: transgression on November 05, 2008, 09:00:23 pm
NEOBEO IS <3
Post by: Collin Li on November 05, 2008, 11:28:10 pm
<robbo> you piece of shit
<robbo> if you 'rip' the methods exam like you 'ripped' that post, your gonna get a fuckin 10
<droodles> FUCK YOU
dcc and droodles have another fight before 'sorry sex'
Post by: ninwa on November 05, 2008, 11:32:30 pm
coblin: hey guys
coblin: lets have a vote
moofinhero: OKAY
coblin: should i
moofinhero: yes
moofinhero: do it
ninwa: yes you should
Neobeo: don't do it
coblin: ........ :(
Neobeo: for the love of ahmad, don't do it
coblin: can i ask my qn now
ninwa: no
Neobeo: I vote 'no you cannot ask your qn now'
Post by: Mao on November 06, 2008, 12:50:22 am
[00:41] <ninjaliwa> VNBot takes off enwiabe's undies. EWWWWWW STRETCH MARKS!!!! *vomits*
[00:41] <ninjaliwa> VNBot takes off enwiabe's undies. EWWWWWW STRETCH MARKS!!!! *vomits*
[00:41] <ninjaliwa> VNBot takes off enwiabe's undies. EWWWWWW STRETCH MARKS!!!! *vomits*
[00:41] <ninjaliwa> VNBot takes off enwiabe's undies. EWWWWWW STRETCH MARKS!!!! *vomits*
[00:41] <ninjaliwa> VNBot takes off enwiabe's undies. EWWWWWW STRETCH MARKS!!!! *vomits*
[00:41] <ninjaliwa> VNBot takes off enwiabe's undies. EWWWWWW STRETCH MARKS!!!! *vomits*
[00:41] =-= ninjaliwa was booted from #vce by mark_alec (don't spam)
[00:41] <polky> i keep on seeing "mark"
[00:41] <polky> it's making me very happy
[00:41] <enwiabe> ...
[00:41] <polky> mark mark mark
[00:41] =-= mark_alec was booted from #vce by enwiabe (TAKE YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BASTARD)
[00:41] <Glockmeister> lol
[00:41] <polky> OMG
[00:41] <Glockmeister> lol
[00:41] <[Mao]> LOL
[00:41] <polky> NO U DON'T
[00:41] -->| mark_alec (n=mark@gentoo/developer/mark-alec) has joined #vce
[00:41] =-= Mode #vce +o mark_alec by ChanServ
[00:41] <[Mao]> EPIC
[00:41] <[Mao]> MOD FIGHT
[00:41] <Glockmeister> oh shi-
[00:41] <enwiabe> HAHAAHAHAHA
[00:42] * Glockmeister ducks and covers
[00:42] -->| ninjaliwa ([email protected]) has joined #vce
[00:42] =-= Mode #vce +v ninjaliwa by ChanServ
[00:42] <ninjaliwa> OUCH that hurt :(
[00:42] <mark_alec> ^ that's what she said
[00:43] =-= Mode #vce +o polky by ChanServ
[00:43] =-= Mode #vce -o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:43] =-= Mode #vce -o mark_alec by ChanServ
[00:43] <enwiabe> ...
[00:44] <ninjaliwa> THE GIRLFRIENDS HAVE THE POWER
[00:43] =-= Mode #vce +o ninjaliwa by ChanServ
[00:43] <polky> i am OVERLORD
[00:44] <enwiabe> :(
[00:44] <--| enwiabe has left #vce
[00:44] -->| enwiabe ([email protected]) has joined #vce
[00:44] =-= Mode #vce +o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:44] <mark_alec> haha
[00:44] =-= Mode #vce -o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:45] <Glockmeister> "This is change we can't believe "
[00:46] =-= Mode #vce +o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:46] =-= Mode #vce +b VNbot!*@* by enwiabe
[00:46] =-= Mode #vce -o enwiabe by ninjaliwa
[00:46] =-= Mode #vce +o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce -o enwiabe by ninjaliwa
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce -b VCEBot!*@* by polky
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce +o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce -o enwiabe by ninjaliwa
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce +o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce -o enwiabe by ninjaliwa
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce +o enwiabe by ninjaliwa
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce -o ninjaliwa by ChanServ
[00:47] =-= Mode #vce +o mark_alec by ChanServ
[00:48] =-= Mode #vce +o enwiabe by ChanServ
[00:48] =-= Mode #vce -o polky by ChanServ
[00:48] =-= Mode #vce -o mark_alec by ChanServ
[00:51] =-= mark_alec was booted from #vce by enwiabe (try it now)
[00:51] -->| mark_alec (n=mark@gentoo/developer/mark-alec) has joined #vce
[00:51] <Glockmeister> enwiabe, is securing absolute power here
[00:51] <ninjaliwa> POWER ABUSE
[00:51] <polky> absolutism much?
[00:52] <mark_alec> ninjaliwa: i heard that you used to hate enwiabe
[00:52] =-= ninjaliwa was booted from #vce by enwiabe (sweetie, i left you a present :))
[00:53] <mark_alec> night all
[00:53] |<-- mark_alec has left irc.freenode.net ("slomp()")
[00:53] <polky> OH MY GOD
[00:53] <polky> THAT'S SO NOT FAIR
[00:54] <polky> raisin toast time!!!!!
Post by: enwiabe on November 09, 2008, 09:09:53 pm
[21:06] <Pop> so sleeptothetop...you like to have a good time and get freaky with a smart guy?
[21:07] <sleeptothetop> yes pop
[21:07] <sleeptothetop> are you single?
[21:07] <sleeptothetop> lets go out
[21:07] *** Pop has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
Post by: Glockmeister on November 09, 2008, 09:36:28 pm
[21:34] *** ninjaliwa quit ("enwiabe you are so dumped")
Post by: ninwa on November 10, 2008, 07:03:08 pm
Post by: Collin Li on November 10, 2008, 07:03:28 pm
Post by: RD on November 10, 2008, 07:04:40 pm
[19:02] <Cthulhi> WTF, THERES A DICK IN MY PHYSICS TEXTBOOKahahahahhahaha
Post by: ninwa on November 10, 2008, 08:34:42 pm
[20:33] <Pop-VN> sigh
Post by: Glockmeister on November 11, 2008, 07:44:34 pm
[19:33] <@enwiabe> *putz it in*
[19:34] *** ninwa quit ("Signing off: FreeStudyNotes.com IRC applet")
[19:34] <@Glockmeister> lol
[19:34] <@Glockmeister> and she leaves
[19:34] <@Glockmeister> :P
[19:35] <@Glockmeister> says soemthing about your 'style'
[19:35] <@Glockmeister> enwiabe,'
[19:35] <@enwiabe> hahahaah
[19:35] <@enwiabe> yeah
Post by: cara.mel on November 11, 2008, 08:51:46 pm
Post by: Glockmeister on November 11, 2008, 09:44:19 pm
Post by: cara.mel on November 11, 2008, 09:52:18 pm
although me and excal used #room on village irc when no one else was there xD. NOT FOR THAT THOUGH SO SOON :p
Post by: Glockmeister on November 11, 2008, 09:57:47 pm
Post by: cara.mel on November 11, 2008, 09:59:11 pm
Post by: ninwa on November 11, 2008, 10:00:00 pm
Post by: excal on November 14, 2008, 12:00:38 am
[23:59] <Roflmao2> i forgot to give u a real answer
Post by: excal on November 14, 2008, 04:00:56 pm
it was an open invitation (they knew i was there) though, trust me, talk to nina and/or enwiabe
Were you filming a porno for them?
Post by: Glockmeister on November 15, 2008, 01:04:28 am
it was an open invitation (they knew i was there) though, trust me, talk to nina and/or enwiabe
Were you filming a porno for them?
welll... kinda, they needed someone to hold the camera so they could be the actors in their own sex tape.
i have a copy of the tape :P
Post by: ninwa on November 15, 2008, 03:46:25 am
YEAH I JUST DID AN ENWIABE
:P
Post by: Glockmeister on November 15, 2008, 08:41:34 pm
Post by: Glockmeister on November 15, 2008, 09:31:37 pm
[21:29] <Glockmeister> and is oppressing the masses
[21:29] <ninaaa> haha
[21:29] <Glockmeister> using the opium that is VCEnotes.com
[21:29] <Glockmeister> lol
[21:29] *** you were kicked from #vce by enwiabe (GET OUT YOU FUCKING PROLE)
Post by: ninwa on November 16, 2008, 12:58:52 am
For calculating the severity of mosquito bites
Smad sometimes it's not the number of them but how bad each one is. in fact it's really N * B
Smad where B == badness
Smad or area under the curve
Smad (for more complicated scenarios)
midas_touch what values can B take?
Smad B is area multiplied by average depth
Smad i.e. volume
Smad so we really have R = \int_0^{N} B[n] dn
Post by: bturville on November 16, 2008, 11:43:24 am
Ahmad's Theoremthats all good and well, but this theory fails because it does not take itchiness and duration into account.
For calculating the severity of mosquito bites
Smad sometimes it's not the number of them but how bad each one is. in fact it's really N * B
Smad where B == badness
Smad or area under the curve
Smad (for more complicated scenarios)
midas_touch what values can B take?
Smad B is area multiplied by average depth
Smad i.e. volume
Smad so we really have R = \int_0^{N} B[n] dn
Post by: Cthulhu on November 16, 2008, 12:11:19 pm
Post by: bturville on November 16, 2008, 12:21:28 pm
Post by: bubble sunglasses on November 16, 2008, 06:48:58 pm
[23:59] <+excal> so why are you lying?
[23:59] <Roflmao2> i forgot to give u a real answer
bahahahaha
Post by: xox.happy1.xox on November 16, 2008, 08:06:56 pm
Post by: ninwa on November 20, 2008, 10:10:49 pm
moofinhero: DO YOU HAVE A SCHOOL SONG
nina: I KNOW THE UOM SONG
moofinhero: YOU DO?
nina: YEP
nina: THERES A SQUARE IN THERE
nina: AND A NERD AS WELL
nina: THERE ARE BOOKS TO READ
nina: THEY STRUGGLE TO BREED
nina: OPEN WIDE, COME INSIDE
nina: IT'S MELBOURNE
nina: FUCK MELBOURNE
nina runs
Ahmad0: LOL
Ahmad0: nice
moofinhero: hahahha
moofinhero: love it
Ahmad0: i'd normally complain fiercely but i'm too absorbed in the serenity of this maths book
Ahmad0: \o/
moofinhero: now SING THE MONASH ONE
alira: hi
nina: hi
nina: i don't know the monash one
alira: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q, q r s t u v w x y z, now i know my a b c, i can get into monash now!
alira: (good song)
nina: SNAP
cmel: there are two qs
alira: thats how it goes right?
alira: U PAUSE!
nina: i like that one alira
cmel: you don't repeat q
alira: you do
alira: u pause
alira: and then go Q
cmel: you pause after p
alira: RSTUVWXYZ
alira: hahaha oh ok
alira: right
alira: i did it wrong in prep
alira: LOL
cmel: abcdefg, hijk<fast>lmnop</fast>, qrs, tuv, wx, y and z
nina: what
nina: alira
cmel: you won't make it into monash
alira: hahaha righteo
Ahmad0: LOL alira ahahah
nina: you fail at alphabet song
alira: hahahahaha
Ahmad0: you say m n o p PAUSE q r s ..
alira: RIGHT
nina: ALIRA WOULDN'T GET INTO MONASH
alira cries
nina: HAHAHAHHAA
Post by: bturville on November 21, 2008, 03:51:50 pm
That my friends, is a perfectly metered alphabet song. Caramel earned her place.
Post by: Fyrefly on November 21, 2008, 04:02:24 pm
"abcdefg, hijk<fast>lmnop</fast>, qrs, tuv, wx, y and z".
That my friends, is a perfectly metered alphabet song. Caramel earned her place.
Damn straight.
Post by: Collin Li on November 25, 2008, 01:39:09 am
Post by: Glockmeister on November 25, 2008, 12:29:39 pm
who's this alira kid anyway
hmm... I wonder.
Post by: xox.happy1.xox on November 25, 2008, 12:56:36 pm
"abcdefg, hijk<fast>lmnop</fast>, qrs, tuv, wx, y and z".
That my friends, is a perfectly metered alphabet song. Caramel earned her place.
Damn straight.
Lol, I say each letter 2 seconds apart! I think it takes me 5 minutes just to recite the alphabet. :(
Post by: ninwa on February 06, 2009, 10:12:09 pm
enwiabe says:
i'm worth two kuala lumpurs
enwiabe says:
...
ninwa says:
you probably are
enwiabe says:
fkn koreans
enwiabe says:
no wait
enwiabe says:
is that malaysia?
ninwa says:
wut
enwiabe says:
or korea
enwiabe says:
shit
ninwa says:
malaysia ..
enwiabe says:
kuala lumpur
ninwa says:
LOL
enwiabe says:
FUCK
today at monash.
ninwa: remember when you thought kuala lumpur was in korea or something?
enwiabe: ... but it IS in korea ...
ninwa: ...
enwiabe: isn't it?! or is it malaysia. it's in malaysia isn't it. FUCK
ninwa: ... /facepalm
Post by: Glockmeister on February 07, 2009, 01:33:18 pm
[13:29] <%coblin> LOLL
[13:29] <%coblin> WHAT A DOWNSYNDROME CUNT
[13:29] <%coblin> wiat thats me
Post by: ninwa on February 19, 2009, 12:47:57 am
Glockmeister: think
Glockmeister: wasnt that deep
[nina]: then take him to a clinic
[nina]: where they do the snip thing
Glockmeister: lol
Glockmeister: vestemomy
Glockmeister: i think
Glockmeister cant spell it
enwiabe: ...
enwiabe: VESTEMOMY
enwiabe: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
enwiabe: dude
enwiabe: vascectomy
enwiabe:
[nina]: LOL
[nina]: FAIL
enwiabe: VESTEMOMY
enwiabe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[nina]: honey
[nina]: it's vasectomy
[nina]: ...
enwiabe: *-)
enwiabe runs
[nina]: enwiabe just owned himself everyone
midas_touch: LOL
[nina]: i say this is worthy of quotes in context thread
midas_touch: nina, u know more about dans package than he does
I LOVE #SEXED
Post by: Cthulhu on March 30, 2009, 10:24:30 pm
Quote
<[ninja]girl> the first time i met enwiabe i scared the fuck out of it
Post by: ninwa on March 30, 2009, 10:25:45 pm
Post by: enwiabe on March 30, 2009, 10:46:55 pm
it?
:(
Post by: ninwa on March 30, 2009, 10:51:14 pm
T_T
Post by: Glockmeister on March 30, 2009, 11:06:31 pm
Post by: Glockmeister on April 01, 2009, 12:03:41 am
[23:58] <viki_or_bust> if i have sex with you
[23:58] <viki_or_bust> would you finish the viki?
[23:58] *** adminFAILS changed nick to finehowdoi
[23:58] <@dontlikeitleave> no
[23:58] *** powerhungrydick changed nick to cancelaccount
[23:58] <viki_or_bust> :(
[23:58] <Cthulhu> lol
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> i'd first have to have surgery
[23:59] <Cthulhu> i read that as cancercoconut
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> for my broken pelvis
[23:59] <cancelaccount> LOL
[23:59] <viki_or_bust> If I have sex with nina?
[23:59] *** cancelaccount changed nick to cancercoconut
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> next i'd need to rehabilitate
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> for a few months
[23:59] <viki_or_bust> nina seems okay with me
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> then
[23:59] <viki_or_bust> with my size
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> i'd have to go see a psychotherapist
[23:59] <viki_or_bust> she doesnt get squashed
[23:59] <cancercoconut> of course im okay
[23:59] *** edmund372 quit ( )
[23:59] <viki_or_bust> because unlike you
[23:59] <cancercoconut> i survived the last few times viki_or_bust ;)
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> to get rid of the mental scarring
[23:59] <viki_or_bust> she knows what she is doing
[23:59] <viki_or_bust> :P
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> ....
[23:59] <@dontlikeitleave> :'(
[23:59] *** dontlikeitleave quit ("Signing off: FreeStudyNotes.com IRC applet")
Characters
@dontlikeitleave = enwiabe
viki_or_bust = Glockmeister
cancercoconut = ninwa
Post by: ninwa on April 06, 2009, 11:50:22 pm
Cthulheee and a man who really wanted to fuck it.
Cthulheee along came the man, whose name was dan
Cthulheee and the dumpling decided to kick the bucket
Post by: Cthulhu on April 06, 2009, 11:55:09 pm
AppleThief there once was a dumpling from nantucket
Cthulheee and a man who really wanted to fuck it.
Cthulheee along came the man, whose name was dan
Cthulheee and the dumpling decided to kick the bucket
It should be noted that ninwa is using the nickname "dumplinggirl".
Post by: ninwa on April 06, 2009, 11:57:02 pm
racists
Post by: Cthulhu on April 07, 2009, 12:04:27 am
Post by: Glockmeister on April 07, 2009, 12:05:26 am
Post by: Cthulhu on April 07, 2009, 12:13:01 am
Post by: Cthulhu on April 08, 2009, 08:30:37 pm
<AppleThief> lies!!!!!!!
Post by: AppleThief on April 08, 2009, 08:31:23 pm
<[nina]> I AM NOT FAT, I HAVE BIG BONESthis is out of context, I swear!
<AppleThief> lies!!!!!!!
No seriously, it is. :(
Post by: ninwa on April 08, 2009, 08:33:00 pm
I'm going to go cry now. :(
Post by: ninwa on April 08, 2009, 08:54:56 pm
<username-VN> I tried standing up for you nina. But he just wouldn't stop calling you chubbywubby butterball.
Post by: Cthulhu on April 21, 2009, 11:42:54 pm
Post by: ninwa on May 24, 2009, 10:14:50 pm
Post by: Glockmeister on May 24, 2009, 10:16:22 pm
<AberforthD> if only marshmallow would dress up as a goat, he'd get laid like *that*
funny, because apparently, human-goat sex is the most common form of bestiality there is (according to Wiki)
Post by: TrueTears on May 25, 2009, 07:33:49 pm
Quote from: kamil
it sounded like i was a retard who gets tested on how he reads
Post by: jess3254 on June 11, 2009, 08:31:37 pm
im naked
c ft. TIRRRREDNESSSSSSS says: (8:27:54 PM)
yay
(Costargh)
Post by: costargh on June 11, 2009, 08:34:41 pm
so hot want to touch the hiney
(jessie0)
the following events may or may not have occured
Post by: transgression on June 11, 2009, 08:47:35 pm
Post by: Glockmeister on June 12, 2009, 10:32:19 pm
[22:31] <@AppleXY> im so excited
Post by: doboman on June 21, 2009, 09:10:25 pm
wtf was I studying so hard for in grade 1 then, shit. I had to put in like 2 hrs a night in grade 1
Post by: ninwa on July 17, 2009, 12:38:15 am
AppleXY: they too big and chunky
Post by: ninwa on July 17, 2009, 02:28:48 am
Cthulheee: yeah but thats ok now
Cthulheee: she wants to become a biologist
Cthulheee: I couldnt do that...
Post by: ninwa on October 02, 2009, 01:02:12 am
Ahmad0 he was really pedantic when it came to english, could that be the lawyer in him?
Ahmad0 [nina] once he made us write a letter pretending to work at some place and i used "servicing" as the act of service-ing
Ahmad0 and he laughed at me and got out his 4 tonne english dictionary and made me look it up and laughed some more
[nina] LOL Ahmad0
[nina] he sounds awesome :P
[nina] (isn't that the right word??? :S)
Ahmad0 [nina] servicing is a total sex term
[nina] o.O
[nina] so what's the word for service-ing o.O
Ahmad0 the act of mating by male animals; "the bull was worth good money in servicing fees"
[nina] Ahmad0 but i see companies using 'servicing' all the time
[nina] like mechanics ... servicing your car ..................................... oh god
Cthulhu FUCKS SAKE NINA STOP IT!
Cthulhu now im gonna .. have weird dreams...
[nina] oh my god.
Ahmad0 i'll check dictionary.com
Cthulhu oh god. They were servicing the escalators at uni today!
Cthulhu bangs head on wall
Ahmad0 i suspect a great deal of servicing occurs in banks
Cthulhu hahaha oh good god
[nina] ....
Cthulhu i suspect servicing the international space station must be difficult
Post by: Fyrefly on October 02, 2009, 02:10:07 am
LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!1!!!!!one!!1!!!!!! ;D ;D
I have tears in my eyes that was so funny! XD XD
I'm trying to laugh quietly since my family is asleep... it's not working!
Post by: excal on October 02, 2009, 02:28:57 am
I'm going to bed.
Post by: Fyrefly on October 02, 2009, 02:41:03 am
What are you doing still awake Jess?
I'm going to bed.
Acuntingz aszignmetnz
Mah Enrish is so pr0 dis tyme of dae... sum of mah bset wok!
/bed also.
Post by: excal on October 02, 2009, 07:36:54 pm
What are you doing still awake Jess?
I'm going to bed.
Acuntingz aszignmetnz
Mah Enrish is so pr0 dis tyme of dae... sum of mah bset wok!
/bed also.
sry, had to be done in this thread <3
Post by: Fyrefly on October 04, 2009, 12:35:51 am
What are you doing still awake Jess?
I'm going to bed.
Acuntingz aszignmetnz
Mah Enrish is so pr0 dis tyme of dae... sum of mah bset wok!
/bed also.
sry, had to be done in this thread <3
-.-
You are ebil.
Post by: AppleThief on October 04, 2009, 12:41:34 am
It stood out to me, too :OWhat are you doing still awake Jess?
I'm going to bed.
Acuntingz aszignmetnz
Mah Enrish is so pr0 dis tyme of dae... sum of mah bset wok!
/bed also.
sry, had to be done in this thread <3
-.-
You are ebil.
Post by: Fyrefly on October 04, 2009, 12:46:35 am
It stood out to me, too :OWhat are you doing still awake Jess?
I'm going to bed.
Acuntingz aszignmetnz
Mah Enrish is so pr0 dis tyme of dae... sum of mah bset wok!
/bed also.
sry, had to be done in this thread <3
-.-
You are ebil.
Sick and twisted, the lot of ya :P
Post by: excal on October 04, 2009, 04:32:43 am
Post by: AppleXY on October 04, 2009, 11:55:28 am
Post by: Fyrefly on October 04, 2009, 01:43:36 pm
For anyone curious... I typed in 'accounting lol' in google images... I'm not sure what the 6th image has to do with accounting... perhaps that's more acuntingz.
*Cough*
Post by: lynt.br on October 04, 2009, 02:00:21 pm
For anyone curious... I typed in 'accounting lol' in google images... I'm not sure what the 6th image has to do with accounting... perhaps that's more acuntingz.
*Cough*
My perception of accountants was just completely shattered....
Post by: ninwa on October 08, 2009, 11:09:55 pm
Post by: kurrymuncher on October 09, 2009, 12:52:52 am
excal sex is a very slippery environment
What the fuck?
Post by: kendraaaaa on October 09, 2009, 01:41:00 am
Post by: excal on October 09, 2009, 01:56:35 am
Post by: excal on October 10, 2009, 04:59:51 pm
Post by: kamil9876 on October 12, 2009, 07:34:25 pm
Quote
[TrueTears] says :
mofg
10 more
posts
until
4000
i cant wait
im gonna go out
clubbing
once i get 4000
posts
Post by: xXNovaxX on October 12, 2009, 07:37:28 pm
OMG WHAT THE HELLLLLLL MANNNNNNNNNN, what does that have to do with accounting =.=*. LOL
For anyone curious... I typed in 'accounting lol' in google images... I'm not sure what the 6th image has to do with accounting... perhaps that's more acuntingz.
*Cough*
My perception of accountants was just completely shattered....
Post by: TrueTears on October 14, 2009, 12:29:25 am
Quote from: kamil9876
·$4~~~ k δ м i L ~~~ d^_^b Justyna says:
if u use "all asians look-alike theorem" then the problem becomes trivial
Post by: ninwa on October 23, 2009, 07:17:19 pm
ninwa: "um...."
o.O
Post by: ninwa on October 23, 2009, 11:02:31 pm
midas_touch: i approximate a cow to a sphere
Post by: Fyrefly on October 24, 2009, 11:12:16 am
admin the maths major: "it's only worth 13%, by that I mean 13/30"
ninwa: "um...."
o.O
Cthulhu: midas_touch is an engineer Ahmad0 he works with uncertainties
midas_touch: i approximate a cow to a sphere
LOL!!
Post by: ninwa on October 25, 2009, 12:14:47 am
Post by: xXNovaxX on October 25, 2009, 12:24:06 am
Cthulhu: all pregnant women are fatlol
Post by: ninwa on October 26, 2009, 09:20:39 pm
robbo: then use the taylor series for sin[z]
robbo: and you get the taylor series for sinh[ x]!
robbo: amazing
Cthulhu: is the ! a factorial or just an exclamation mark?
Cthulhu: ...... what a stupid question
nina-: LOL
Cthulhu: fu nina :x
nina-: that was so dumb even i got it
Post by: ninwa on November 03, 2009, 10:50:19 pm
Excalibur: "3 words, [Glockmeister]. Uhh no wait, 4 words. Write It On A Contract."
ninwa: "errr that's 5 words."
Excalibur: *counts on fingers* "... oh right."
ninwa: /facepalm
Post by: excal on November 03, 2009, 10:54:27 pm
BEAT YOU TO IT MUAHAHAHAHAHA
NINWA WAS HERE 2009
Post by: ninwa on November 03, 2009, 11:05:48 pm
Post by: excal on November 04, 2009, 02:32:10 am
[02:31] <excal> shave
[02:31] <Neobeo`> shave
[02:31] <[nina]> shave
[02:31] <Glockmeister> Shave
[02:31] <enwiabe> masturbate
Post by: xXNovaxX on November 04, 2009, 02:35:09 am
[02:31] <@VCEBot> (Trivia) Most men do this each morning, using a razor.LMAOOOOOOO, poor enwiabe :P
[02:31] <excal> shave
[02:31] <Neobeo`> shave
[02:31] <[nina]> shave
[02:31] <Glockmeister> Shave
[02:31] <enwiabe> masturbate
I actually chuckled at that :P
Post by: TrueTears on November 04, 2009, 03:28:47 am
[02:31] <@VCEBot> (Trivia) Most men do this each morning, using a razor.lol masturbate with a razor, OUCH!
[02:31] <excal> shave
[02:31] <Neobeo`> shave
[02:31] <[nina]> shave
[02:31] <Glockmeister> Shave
[02:31] <enwiabe> masturbate
Post by: Fyrefly on November 04, 2009, 10:57:54 am
[02:31] <@VCEBot> (Trivia) Most men do this each morning, using a razor.lol masturbate with a razor, OUCH!
[02:31] <excal> shave
[02:31] <Neobeo`> shave
[02:31] <[nina]> shave
[02:31] <Glockmeister> Shave
[02:31] <enwiabe> masturbate
Kinky.
Post by: IntoTheNewWorld on November 04, 2009, 11:00:43 am
[02:31] <@VCEBot> (Trivia) Most men do this each morning, using a razor.lol masturbate with a razor, OUCH!
[02:31] <excal> shave
[02:31] <Neobeo`> shave
[02:31] <[nina]> shave
[02:31] <Glockmeister> Shave
[02:31] <enwiabe> masturbate
Kinky.
I see he's very hard.
Post by: excal on November 04, 2009, 02:03:27 pm
[02:31] <@VCEBot> (Trivia) Most men do this each morning, using a razor.lol masturbate with a razor, OUCH!
[02:31] <excal> shave
[02:31] <Neobeo`> shave
[02:31] <[nina]> shave
[02:31] <Glockmeister> Shave
[02:31] <enwiabe> masturbate
Kinky.
So you're into that stuff Jessie? :P
Post by: ninwa on November 04, 2009, 04:28:04 pm
Kinky.
Yes he is.
Post by: excal on November 04, 2009, 04:51:23 pm
Kinky.
Yes he is.
Do NOT want to know.
Post by: IntoTheNewWorld on November 04, 2009, 04:54:36 pm
Kinky.
Yes he is.
Do NOT want to know.
but I do
Post by: ninwa on November 04, 2009, 04:55:23 pm
Post by: excal on November 04, 2009, 05:14:34 pm
Post by: Fyrefly on November 04, 2009, 06:11:06 pm
Just because I have it on film, doesn't mean I ENJOYED watching it.
:-X
Post by: transgression on November 04, 2009, 08:34:23 pm
Post by: ninwa on November 04, 2009, 11:45:05 pm
[nina] nsw
ulam sydney
Neobeo JAPAN
Glockmeister Australia
VCEBot Glockmeister solved after 6 seconds and now has <3> points (+1) on rank 6.
VCEBot The answer was: Australia
note the bolded answers. :buck2:
Post by: Cthulhu on November 05, 2009, 12:35:59 am
Quote
<midas_touch> so to him u could be this arab gangsta who drives a vl turbo with fullk sik subwoofers
<ulam> but it's true
Post by: TrueTears on November 13, 2009, 03:16:47 pm
Quote from: Ahmad
-Ahmad Issa says (3:14 PM):
PI O CLOCK
Post by: ninwa on November 13, 2009, 03:55:15 pm
Post by: Fyrefly on November 13, 2009, 06:48:14 pm
LOLQuote from: Ahmad-Ahmad Issa says (3:14 PM):
PI O CLOCK
Such randomness is comparable to my own.
It's also making me hungry.
LOL Ahmad is awesome
Yes, Ahmad is of the most awesome.
Post by: ninwa on November 15, 2009, 09:57:13 pm
edmund372: Cthulhu puts his pants back on
edmund372: Cthulhu puts his pants back on
edmund372: Cthulhu puts his pants back on
Cthulhu: edmund372 i only put them on cause username-VN came
Post by: enwiabe on November 17, 2009, 05:26:20 pm
enwiabe: "if I take the battery out and let it back-react for a while, I'll be able to use it a bit longer!"
ninwa: "*sigh* this is what you get when a Jew learns science... *runs for life*"
Post by: enwiabe on November 27, 2009, 02:45:04 am
1 step backward
3 steps forward
PROUD SUPPORTER OF NICKY WINMAR IN 2010!! says:
hooray
nina says:
3-1=1
:)
PROUD SUPPORTER OF NICKY WINMAR IN 2010!! says:
..
nina says:
SHIT
I MEANT 22
nina = ninwa
PROUD SUPPORTER OF NICKY WINMAR IN 2010!! = enwiabe
Post by: ninwa on December 02, 2009, 12:02:35 am
enwiabe: "so at family FUNCTIONS, how do they DIFFERENTIATE between them?" *geek laugh* *snort*
-_-'''
Post by: xXNovaxX on December 02, 2009, 12:03:18 am
re: my friend who has the same name as about 6 of her cousinsLMAO, I laughed at that!!! Thats funny :D
enwiabe: "so at family FUNCTIONS, how do they DIFFERENTIATE between them?" *geek laugh* *snort*
-_-'''
Tried +1 karma, but can't twice in 12 hours =(
Post by: periwinkle on December 02, 2009, 12:13:33 am
there's a 'congestion charge' you have to pay after driving in central London at certain times
Greek woman to her husband: "Have you paid the conjecture charge"
husband: "Why, did I articulate a hypothesis?"
Post by: ninwa on December 05, 2009, 02:37:11 am
I LOVE
PENIS
OH HOW I DO
oh shi-
Post by: xXNovaxX on December 08, 2009, 10:22:27 pm
Since the original poster was the FIRST post, and nothing was above his post, i asked....
xXNovaxX : "sorry- but what does sticky men"
should have been "mean"
Courtesy of Glockmeister
Post by: ninwa on December 09, 2009, 12:27:39 am
ninwa: "they were sticks which glowed..."
enwiabe: "yeah... glowsticks"
ninwa: "maybe they were lightsabers! ha ha!"
enwiabe: "I hope not. I would fear for the future of the Jedi legacy"
ninwa: "... wow, your geekiness knows no bounds"
enwiabe: "yes it does. it has an upper bound of 2, and a lower bound of 0 HAR HAR HAR I'M SO FUNNY"
ninwa: /facepalm (yes I actually did facepalm)
Post by: ninwa on December 10, 2009, 08:30:26 pm
[20:24] <ahmad> what's the age differential for pedo
[20:25] <ninwa> depends on your age
[20:25] <ahmad> we need some sort of metric
[20:25] <ahmad> what about (age2 - age1)/age2
[20:26] <moofinhero> what
[20:26] <ahmad> so for applethief (19-16)/19 = 3/19 ~ 16% pedo
[20:26] <moofinhero> depends on age
[20:26] <ahmad> yeah, this depends on age!
[20:26] <ahmad> like if it was (5 - 2)/5 = 3/5 ~ 60% pedo
[20:27] <ahmad> vs 16% for applethief
[20:27] <ninwa> ahmad's theorem for calculating the pedo-ness of a person
Ahmad puts maths to practical, real-life uses
Post by: Cthulhu on December 11, 2009, 10:54:13 pm
Post by: Glockmeister on December 12, 2009, 12:58:20 am
But Ahmad is a pure mathematician not an applied one... is the line between the two fields beginning to blur?
With Ahmad, probably.
Post by: TrueTears on December 13, 2009, 12:07:48 am
Quote
$4~~~ k δ м i L ~~~ d^_^b Justyna says:lulz
u really made a name for urself at VN
[TrueTears] - says:
LOL
·$4~~~ k δ м i L ~~~ d^_^b Justyna says:
every little insecure noob wants ur words of gold
Post by: kamil9876 on December 13, 2009, 12:09:35 am
Post by: Ahmad on December 14, 2009, 10:37:14 am
[10:33] <Cthulhu> \o/
[10:33] <xXNovaxX> lol?
[10:33] <xXNovaxX> why the lol =(
[10:34] <Cthulhu> what
[10:34] <Cthulhu> whos loling
[10:34] <xXNovaxX> u =(
[10:34] <AppleThief> it's not a lol
[10:34] <xXNovaxX> u rote under ahmad
[10:34] <AppleThief> it's a head and arms
Post by: ninwa on December 16, 2009, 10:43:49 pm
<KFC chips> says:
i hihgly doubt she is self-aware of how much what she's doing
Post by: minilunchbox on December 16, 2009, 10:56:13 pm
enwiabe talks English good
<KFC chips> says:
i hihgly doubt she is self-aware of how much what she's doing
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Post by: slothpomba on December 18, 2009, 04:25:33 am
enwiabe talks English good
<KFC chips> says:
i hihgly doubt she is self-aware of how much what she's doing
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
*Head implodes*
Post by: humph on December 18, 2009, 05:53:43 am
[20:25] <ahmad> we need some sort of metricNot a metric - it fails on all three counts (positivity, symmetry, and triangle inequality). However, it's not hard to see that
[20:25] <ahmad> what about (age2 - age1)/age2
is a metric on the space
Post by: Ahmad on December 18, 2009, 11:46:08 am
Post by: ninwa on December 20, 2009, 10:55:15 pm
you're the worst chinese person ever
pfft
anti-censorship
HOW COULD YOU
>_>
Post by: ninwa on December 22, 2009, 12:21:10 am
Post by: ninwa on December 31, 2009, 03:08:54 am
enwiabe: :(
Devoted : lol daniel
ninwa: jewgold
Devoted : isn't she richer than you anyway?
Devoted : oh, your jewish
Devoted : never mind
Post by: xXNovaxX on December 31, 2009, 12:11:35 pm
LOL, Ninwa don't worry =P
Post by: Cthulhu on January 01, 2010, 12:48:23 am
Quote
<Syncness> apparently, females get 300x the enjoyment from orgasms then men
<Syncness> no joke
<Syncness> lol
<AppleXYZ> yeah
<AppleXYZ> i know
<AppleXYZ> thats why
<AppleXYZ> i always wanted to have a pussy for a day
<AppleXYZ> that'd be mad
It had to be an AppleXY quote... COME TO IRC!
Happy New Year
Post by: Syncness on January 01, 2010, 12:50:23 am
Quote
21:47 Syncness females also have more erogenous zones than males.
21:47 @AppleXY yeah
21:47 @AppleXY CLITZZZZZ
21:47 Syncness much more
21:47 @AppleXY G-SPOTZZZ
21:47 Syncness we get the head and a g-spot
21:47 Syncness girls have an encyclopedia's worth
21:47 @AppleXY rofl
21:48 @AppleXY damn
21:48 Cthulhu the male g-spot is in an inconvenient place though
21:48 AppleThief i wrote an anthropology essay and quoted someone who said wimmenz can have 7 types of orgasm
21:48 @AppleXY but it hurts
21:48 @AppleXY for them
21:48 Syncness and we don't even feel it -.-`
21:48 @AppleXY when they are unvirginized
21:48 Syncness once in their whole life
21:48 @AppleXY coz of the hymen
21:49 @excal hello
21:49 @excal :D
21:49 @excal again
21:49 Syncness then it gets better at an exponential rate, which can be drawn as
21:49 @AppleXY :D hi there
21:49 Syncness e^kt
21:49 @AppleXY yeah
21:49 @AppleXY for us
21:49 Cthulhu http://vcenotes.com/forum/index.php/topic,5967.msg218746.html#msg218746
21:49 Cthulhu :]
21:49 @AppleXY it gets shitter
21:49 @AppleXY and shitter
Post by: Syncness on January 01, 2010, 12:52:20 am
Quote
15,13 21:51 11@AppleXY 14 im dumbshit
15,13 21:51 11@AppleXY 14 a*
15,13 21:51 11@AppleXY 14 lol
15,13 21:51 11 kingpomba 14 what a bloody smart dog
15,13 21:51 11@AppleXY 14 evidence right there
15,13 21:51 11 Cthulhu 14 ....
15,13 21:51 11@AppleXY 14 lol
15,13 21:51 11 Cthulhu 14 ............
15,13 21:51 11@AppleXY 14 LOL
15,13 21:51 11 Cthulhu 14 .........................
15,13 21:51 11 TrueTears 14 lol
15,13 21:51 11 TrueTears 14 hahaha
15,13 21:51 11 Cthulhu 14 nah
15,13 21:51 11 Cthulhu 14 i've already quoted you once today
15,13 21:51 11@AppleXY 14 lol
15,13 21:51 11 Syncness 14 rofl kingpomba
Post by: Syncness on January 01, 2010, 12:59:14 am
Quote
21:55 Syncness TrueTears.
21:55 @AppleXY laters AUDI TT
21:55 kingpomba decent genetics but they lacked the random chance of accident gene
21:55 @AppleXY ;)
21:55 Cthulhu my grandad is nearly 80 and still goes running every morning
21:55 kingpomba like the anti getting hit by a bus gene
21:55 Cthulhu see ya TrueTears
21:55 Syncness Try to find the k in the exponential formula of the experience of female orgasms
21:55 Syncness I have the core, e^kt
21:55 Syncness but finding k is very hard
21:55 @AppleXY lol
21:55 Syncness *nodd*
21:55 @AppleXY woah
21:55 Cthulhu k is a constant?
21:55 @AppleXY so
21:55 @AppleXY when
21:55 Cthulhu t is time?
21:55 @AppleXY they're like
21:55 Syncness yes, k is a constand
21:55 Syncness and an integer.
21:55 Syncness Good luck.
21:55 @AppleXY nah
21:55 @AppleXY i dont think its
21:55 @AppleXY e^kt
21:55 @AppleXY because
21:55 Syncness T would be amount of a period of time? lol
21:55 @AppleXY you're saying
21:55 @AppleXY when they get older and older
21:56 Cthulhu I suspect it would be a differential equation
21:56 @AppleXY they have more powerful orgasms
21:56 Syncness time = amount of times
21:56 @AppleXY i think
21:56 Syncness amount of times they have sex
21:56 @AppleXY it will stop when they're like 60
21:56 @AppleXY or so
21:56 Syncness oh, find the domain while you're at it
21:56 @AppleXY it will gradually die down
21:56 @AppleXY i think
21:56 Syncness I think it's (0, infitiny)
21:56 Cthulhu hmmmmmm
21:56 @AppleXY orgasms will be the greatest in their 30s
21:56 @AppleXY 20-30s
21:56 Syncness make that (0,infinity]
21:56 Cthulhu we need a girl volunteer and a mathematician
21:57 Syncness hahahahahha
Post by: ninwa on January 04, 2010, 01:25:05 am
the word 'free' makes me feel all soft and warm on the inside
since I'm Asian
Post by: ninwa on January 05, 2010, 11:09:43 pm
enwiabe : $14.50 for 3 hours
enwiabe: BARGAIN
Devoted : lol
[ninwa]: jew -_-
[ninwa] runs
Devoted : daniel you jew
Syncness1: jew
Post by: slothpomba on January 23, 2010, 12:21:44 am
<amiriteishome> and its full of tranny porn
<amiriteishome> wtf
Post by: Syncness on January 28, 2010, 03:57:38 am
00:55 VCEBot Syncness, I don't remember seeing bitches.
Post by: periwinkle on January 28, 2010, 10:58:22 pm
A letter to an English newspaper:
SIR I find it intensely humiliating to be asked by airport security staff if I have packed my own bag. This forces one to admit, usually within earshot of others, that I no longer have a manservant to do the chore for me. Gentlemen should be able to answer such questions with a disdainful: "Of course not! Do I look like that sort of person?"
Post by: ninwa on May 03, 2010, 09:44:17 pm
[21:44] <robbo> she was the first guy I went out with
Post by: ninwa on June 16, 2010, 12:02:12 am
<ninwa> ill just buy tonnes of chocolate
<enwiabe> :p
<Roxxii> hahaha :P
<Roxxii> or a premade coccy cake :P
<Roxxii> *choccy
<Cthulhu> premade cocky cake
<Roxxii> Cthulhu: haha shut up :(
<Roxxii> sometimes when i'm thinking about stuff i accidently type it
Post by: Fyrefly on June 16, 2010, 12:40:39 am
Heh... poor, poor Roxxii...
Post by: Glockmeister on June 16, 2010, 12:51:08 am
Post by: Cthulhu on June 16, 2010, 09:26:20 pm
Quote
<Fyrefly>oh, needles i'm fine... i don't care if things go *in* me
Post by: Fyrefly on June 16, 2010, 09:35:28 pm
Me so fail... T.T
Post by: stonecold on December 12, 2010, 01:00:54 am
[00:50] <Bozo-VN> rofll
[00:50] <stonecold-VN> do coninue
[00:50] <Hutchoo> hell nooo
[00:50] <Hutchoo> frankston line
[00:50] <Hutchoo> woot
[00:50] <mandy> LOL
[00:50] <mandy> stonecold, close your eyes
[00:50] <Hutchoo> ROFL
[00:50] <mandy> :)
[00:50] <Hutchoo> STONECOLD
[00:50] <Hutchoo> This is going to get bad
[00:50] <hollowedcrowns> think of the children!
Post by: Hutchoo on December 12, 2010, 01:06:41 am
THIS IS GOING TO GET BAD D:
edit:
Come to the VN BBQ, stonecold?
Post by: stonecold on December 12, 2010, 01:07:55 am
ROFL. I was right.
THIS IS GOING TO GET BAD D:
Something to get our minds off ATAR haha.
+ some light entertainment :P
Post by: mandy on December 12, 2010, 01:08:38 am
[00:50] <stonecold-VN> turn to this chat to see mandy and hutchoo talking about wanking.
[00:50] <Bozo-VN> rofll
[00:50] <stonecold-VN> do coninue
[00:50] <Hutchoo> hell nooo
[00:50] <Hutchoo> frankston line
[00:50] <Hutchoo> woot
[00:50] <mandy> LOL
[00:50] <mandy> stonecold, close your eyes
[00:50] <Hutchoo> ROFL
[00:50] <mandy> :)
[00:50] <Hutchoo> STONECOLD
[00:50] <Hutchoo> This is going to get bad
[00:50] <hollowedcrowns> think of the children!
HAHA, I SWEAR I .. WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
Post by: stonecold on December 12, 2010, 01:13:45 am
ROFL. I was right.
THIS IS GOING TO GET BAD D:
edit:
Come to the VN BBQ, stonecold?
May stop by and bring you all some food supplies. not sure.
Post by: Hutchoo on December 12, 2010, 01:16:41 am
Mandy Jackpot Dang says (1:16 AM):ROFL. I was right.
THIS IS GOING TO GET BAD D:
edit:
Come to the VN BBQ, stonecold?
May stop by and bring you all some food supplies. not sure.
*LOL
*baby, calm down
*my hands were busy all day
For lulz.
Post by: stonecold on December 12, 2010, 01:18:03 am
Mandy Jackpot Dang says (1:16 AM):ROFL. I was right.
THIS IS GOING TO GET BAD D:
edit:
Come to the VN BBQ, stonecold?
May stop by and bring you all some food supplies. not sure.
*LOL
*baby, calm down
*my hands were busy all day
For lulz.
rofl. that's the spirit!
99.95_for_sure is gonna love this haha.
Post by: mandy on December 12, 2010, 01:19:39 am
Mandy Jackpot Dang says (1:16 AM):ROFL. I was right.
THIS IS GOING TO GET BAD D:
edit:
Come to the VN BBQ, stonecold?
May stop by and bring you all some food supplies. not sure.
*LOL
*baby, calm down
*my hands were busy all day
For lulz.
rofl. that's the spirit!
99.95_for_sure is gonna love this haha.
WHAT. IS. THIS.
Post by: 98.40_for_sure on December 12, 2010, 01:22:19 am
Post by: taiga on December 12, 2010, 01:29:35 am
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> TOO MANY FKCNING ADMNIN OPTIONS
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> wodner what enwobly will do if idelete his accoubtn
Post by: Hutchoo on December 12, 2010, 01:30:36 am
[01:27] <ninwa-vn> HOWT HE FUCK SDO I BERING BACK SCEET NTOHIGNS
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> TOO MANY FKCNING ADMNIN OPTIONS
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> wodner what enwobly will do if idelete his accoubtn
I lol'd very hard.
Post by: ninwa on December 12, 2010, 01:42:07 am
Post by: Fyrefly on December 12, 2010, 01:49:08 am
[01:27] <ninwa-vn> HOWT HE FUCK SDO I BERING BACK SCEET NTOHIGNS
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> TOO MANY FKCNING ADMNIN OPTIONS
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> wodner what enwobly will do if idelete his accoubtn
LOL!!!
Post by: Fyrefly on December 12, 2010, 01:50:12 am
[01:27] <ninwa-vn> HOWT HE FUCK SDO I BERING BACK SCEET NTOHIGNS
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> TOO MANY FKCNING ADMNIN OPTIONS
[01:28] <ninwa-vn> wodner what enwobly will do if idelete his accoubtn
LOL!!!
Hey... you are Admin... did Enwobbles bestow you with such power, or did you snatch it from his unwilling grasp?
Post by: ninwa on December 12, 2010, 02:04:12 am
Post by: burbs on December 12, 2010, 08:24:10 am
Post by: ninwa on December 12, 2010, 01:03:53 pm
Post by: Mao on December 12, 2010, 01:08:03 pm
Post by: Hutchoo on December 12, 2010, 01:38:31 pm
Nina was drunk? oh wow :PIt was funny. Should of checked her talking in chat :P
She's quite the entertaining drunk... assuming she was drunk.
Post by: Mao on December 12, 2010, 01:51:05 pm
Nina was drunk? oh wow :PIt was funny. Should of checked her talking in chat :P
She's quite the entertaining drunk... assuming she was drunk.
She's totally the type of girl who breaks out the shots while on VN chat.
Post by: ninwa on December 12, 2010, 10:42:16 pm
<Burberry> i once looked up mao on fb
<Burberry> because i saw the name on the vn bbq
<Burberry> i thought it was jackie chan
<[Mao]> and what did you see?
<ninwa-vn> LOL
<ninwa-vn> LOL!!!!
<[Mao]> MOTHERFUCKER
<kakar0t> hahahaha
<ninwa-vn> HAHAHA
<Romperait> :o
<[Mao]> /invoke banhammer
<Burberry> That's good!
<Burberry> you are very handsome!
Post by: burbs on December 12, 2010, 10:43:26 pm
Post by: taiga on December 17, 2010, 02:29:27 am
[02:25] <Chavi> lol
[02:25] <Chavi> why get them involved?
[02:25] <taiga> as well
[02:25] <@enwiabe> did you just say
[02:25] <taiga> Myanmar was part of British India
[02:25] <@enwiabe> WTF
[02:25] <@enwiabe> CHAVI
[02:26] <@enwiabe> WAS THA TSOMETHING
[02:26] <@enwiabe> YOU DIDN'T KNOW
[02:26] <@enwiabe> HOLY SHIT
[02:26] <taiga> :D:D:D
[02:26] <@enwiabe> CHAVI DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING
[02:26] <@enwiabe> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
[02:26] <Chavi> i think it would be irrational
[02:26] <@enwiabe> CALL LIKE
[02:26] <Chavi> considering
[02:26] <@enwiabe> THE OMG POLICE
Post by: burbs on December 17, 2010, 02:50:14 am
Post by: taiga on December 18, 2010, 01:35:17 am
Post by: Hutchoo on December 18, 2010, 01:52:08 am
[01:34] <burberry> im more badass in real lifeThat's just impossible...
Post by: burbs on December 18, 2010, 01:59:09 am
Post by: taiga on December 18, 2010, 10:40:34 pm
[22:17] <taiga> :'(
[22:17] <@enwiabe> it'd be pretty funny
[22:17] <@enwiabe> for one
[22:17] <taiga> not at all
[22:17] <burberry> enwiabe: if his plane does get shot down you are gonna feel soooooooooooooooo bad
[22:18] <@enwiabe> no i won't
Post by: enwiabe on December 18, 2010, 10:43:50 pm
Post by: taiga on December 18, 2010, 10:50:55 pm
THIS WAS NOT IN CONTEXT. LIES AND SCANDALS!
Headline: AN ADMIN WISHES DEATH UPON HUMBLE USER.
:p
Post by: MuggedByReality on December 19, 2010, 01:22:50 am
Letters to the newspaper here:
SIR My first thought on seeing your headline, Pupils to be taught about sex at seven was, What, in the morning?
When I was a child, the school day began with prayer. But you cant stop progress.
SIR Ive often wondered whether Britains education system is in a state of decline. Then I visited Google and started to type, Can I get . Before I finished my query the first suggested search in the drop-down list appeared: Can I get pregnant from a dog?. Now I know.
SIR There is a brilliant and simple solution to the controversy over racial profiling at airports. All passengers will be required to step into a booth that scans for explosive devices and automatically detonates any device found. Harmless individuals will be released immediately after being scanned. Muffled explosions, contained within the booth, will be followed by an announcement that a seat has become available for standby passengers.
Its a win-win for everyone.
Post by: burbs on December 20, 2010, 01:38:41 am
[01:35] <@enwiabe> irc
[01:35] <@enwiabe> do you love me
[01:36] <@enwiabe> *crickets*
[01:36] <@enwiabe> :(
Post by: Mao on December 20, 2010, 11:17:43 pm
[23:15] <burberry> she goes commando
[23:17] <@ninwa-vn> commando ftw
Post by: ninwa on December 20, 2010, 11:19:26 pm
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/2009/10/custom_1256950366573_banhammer15gq9.jpg)
Post by: burbs on December 20, 2010, 11:21:44 pm
[23:19] <[Mao]> I see....
[23:19] <@ninwa-vn> I WANT GIRL BOXERS!
[23:20] <[Mao]> date-rape drugs tend to do it I think
[23:20] <[Mao]> she never moved a muscle
Post by: burbs on December 20, 2010, 11:22:04 pm
[23:21] <@ninwa-vn> easy access!
Post by: burbs on December 21, 2010, 04:59:55 pm
[16:59] <Cthulhu> so.. you might say I'm...
[16:59] * Cthulhu puts on sunglasses
[16:59] <Cthulhu> Attractive
[16:59] <Cthulhu> (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
Post by: ninwa on December 26, 2010, 10:36:06 pm
<binders> tell 'em you celebrate anti-christmas because you're a satanist. you sacrifice a turkey
<@[nina]> or you could say you're jewish Fyrefly
<@Fyrefly> lol, nina... no way... i'm not that stingy
<@enwiabe> ..
<@[nina]> xD
<@enwiabe> you're fired
<@enwiabe> FIRED
<@Fyrefly> if i said i was jewish, i'd have to like... try to rip off all the customers and not give them their change
Post by: ninwa on December 26, 2010, 11:39:50 pm
<Cianyx> i remember the time they confiscated my gun keyring
<Cianyx> at the airport
<Cianyx> apparently i could hijack a plane with a 3 cm toy which doesnt even shoot
<binders> you could if you were chuck norris
<@enwiabe> i can hijack a plane with a pen
<@enwiabe> if it doubles as a sub machine gun
<Cianyx> hide a gun in a tissue box
<Cianyx> they'll never suspect
* Cianyx (79db642f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.219.100.47) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
<@enwiabe> FUCK
<@enwiabe> THE FEDS GOT HIM
Post by: Cthulhu on December 27, 2010, 01:11:38 am
<[nina]> just saying
Post by: ninwa on December 27, 2010, 01:18:26 am
Post by: burbs on December 27, 2010, 01:21:52 am
Post by: ninwa on January 01, 2011, 11:18:46 pm
Post by: Fyrefly on January 02, 2011, 12:15:10 am
Ha ha!! You totally quoted it XD XD
Post by: burbs on January 02, 2011, 01:06:19 am
Post by: ninwa on January 02, 2011, 10:47:27 pm
<ajjdilp> i want to chase skirt
Post by: ninwa on January 02, 2011, 11:47:10 pm
<burberry> im sure any lubricant would work if you are that interested in performing it
<burberry> petroleum jelly even
<ajjdilp> is that vaseline
<burberry> yeah
<ajjdilp> sounds like you know your stuff
<burberry> im trying to make it sound more professional so i dont come off
* ajjdilp takes note
<burberry> as the guy who knows how to give yourself prostate exams
<Cthulhu> too late.
<burberry> fuck
Post by: burbs on January 03, 2011, 12:44:26 am
Post by: ninwa on January 05, 2011, 10:32:05 pm
<@Cthulhu> obviously there is only one way to find out
<moofinhero> there isn't a right or wrong thing
<moofinhero> just do what you enjoy more
<@Cthulhu> rape
Post by: Cthulhu on January 10, 2011, 12:06:52 am
* burberry has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
* burberry_ is now known as burberry
<burberry> /msg NickServ identify hunter2
<burberry> fuck
* burberry has quit (Disconnected by services)
<ninwa-vn> LOL
<Cthulhu>HAH
<ajjdilp> oh, so he wasn't lying
Post by: burbs on January 10, 2011, 12:07:24 am
Post by: ninwa on January 17, 2011, 01:52:24 am
<burberry> my parents told me im not allowed to do that though
Post by: burbs on January 17, 2011, 01:54:25 am
Post by: Fyrefly on January 18, 2011, 02:07:54 am
<kakar0t> hows the gym at monash?
<Fyrefly> i don't use the gym at monash
<Fyrefly> it seems ok though
<Fyrefly> ninwa has a gym pass
<kakar0t> ah she must be tank
<kakar0t> tank biatch
<Fyrefly> lol!
* ninwa ([email protected]) has joined #vce
<Fyrefly> speak of the devil
<kakar0t> beating up "cunts"
<kakar0t> HI
<kakar0t> NINWA GYM JUNKIE
<ninwa> I KNEW YOU GUYS DISSED ME BEHIND MY BACK
<kakar0t> haha
Post by: ninwa on January 18, 2011, 02:13:02 am
<@Fyrefly> "fuck me softer?"
<@Fyrefly> why the fk would i need that one?
Post by: slothpomba on January 18, 2011, 03:14:45 am
<ninwa> she's clearly got her face in the cat's behind
Post by: Fyrefly on January 25, 2011, 12:29:44 am
<ajjdilp> where's nina and binders
<Kathooluu> makin out
Post by: MuggedByReality on January 29, 2011, 09:00:13 am
Journalist Johann Hari on twitter:
"Every time I publicly take on homophobes, I get loads of offers of sex - from women. *straight men take note*"
Post by: Fyrefly on January 30, 2011, 01:02:38 am
[01:01] <robbo> there was penis on my face that night
Post by: Fyrefly on January 31, 2011, 12:45:12 am
(IRC Back Story: Mao and I are married.)
<[Mao]> daughter, I am disappoint
<Cthulhu> daughter? arent you two supposed to be married?!
<[Mao]> :P
* Cthulhu calls the police
<[Mao]> fuck.
* burbs hi this is the police
<[Mao]> well, I *AM* an alcoholic
<[Mao]> what can I say?
* burbs what seems to be the prolem
<Fyrefly> DAUGHTER???
<Fyrefly> INCEST
<Fyrefly> IS THIS Y I ACT AZN???
<Cthulhu> yep
<Cthulhu> weird chinese dude sleeps with his daughter
<Cthulhu> thats what the headline will be
<burbs> Cthulhu you should work for The Age
<burbs> dont let your talent go to waste
Post by: Mao on January 31, 2011, 12:46:31 am
(IRC Back Story: Mao and I are married.)
<[Mao]> daughter, I am disappoint
<Cthulhu> daughter? arent you two supposed to be married?!
<[Mao]> :P
* Cthulhu calls the police
<[Mao]> fuck.
* burbs hi this is the police
<[Mao]> well, I *AM* an alcoholic
<[Mao]> what can I say?
* burbs what seems to be the prolem
<Fyrefly> DAUGHTER???
<Fyrefly> INCEST
<Fyrefly> IS THIS Y I ACT AZN???
<Cthulhu> yep
<Cthulhu> weird chinese dude sleeps with his daughter
<Cthulhu> thats what the headline will be
<burbs> Cthulhu you should work for The Age
<burbs> dont let your talent go to waste
I SWEAR that marriage is only for centerlink benefits. Oh please don't call AFP :(
Post by: Mao on January 31, 2011, 01:03:21 am
[01:02] <@enwiabe> ...
[01:02] <[Mao]> yeah.. enwiabe enjoys his anal fissure with high-flow anulus
[01:02] <@enwiabe> :)
[01:02] <@enwiabe> ESPECIALLY when the flow separates
[01:02] <@enwiabe> :)
Post by: Mao on January 31, 2011, 04:39:35 am
[04:37] <[Mao]> I'll eat most things when I'm drunk
[04:37] <@enwiabe> especially other men's penises
[04:37] <[Mao]> especially *yours*
[04:37] <@enwiabe> kinky
[04:37] <@enwiabe> dont' tell nina
[04:38] <@enwiabe> i'll keep you my dirty little secret
@ninwa, I didn't tell you this.
Post by: ninwa on January 31, 2011, 06:10:56 am
Post by: burbs on January 31, 2011, 05:57:29 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on February 02, 2011, 12:34:28 am
<burbs> its not alone
Post by: Fyrefly on February 02, 2011, 02:03:01 am
<Andiio> so laggygygyygy
<Fyrefly> andiio: laggy coz too much pornz
<Andiio> WTF LOL
<Syncness> Fyrefly: Everytime I wonder what gender you are, I think Male.
<Fyrefly> syncness: I is NOT man
<CowFliesMaoDies> ONE SINGLE TOUCH FROM YOU IM GONE
<CowFliesMaoDies> STILL GOT THE RUSH WHEN IM ALONE
<CowFliesMaoDies> I THINK ITS TIME I LET YOU KNOW
<Cthulhufly> I have met Fyrefly and can confirm she has breasts
<Cthulhufly> hm
<Hutchoo> ..
<Fyrefly> =.=
<Cthulhufly> I'm gonna stop saying creepy shit
Post by: Fyrefly on February 02, 2011, 02:39:54 am
Just setting the record straight (see: http://atarnotes.com/forum/index.php/topic,5559.msg384626.html#msg384626)
<Fyrefly> my right shoulder is a little red
<Fyrefly> like... sunburnt
<Fyrefly> must of been while driving
<CowFliesMaoDies> what did Fyrefly forget to do?
<Fyrefly> uh..
<Fyrefly> i know the answer to this one...
<Fyrefly> um...
<Fyrefly> take off my clothes, so i don't get a tan line?
Post by: burbs on February 02, 2011, 10:23:28 pm
[22:20] <Fyrefly> wank
Post by: Cthulhu on February 02, 2011, 10:49:53 pm
<Fyrefly> >.>
<burbs> it is
<burbs> "easily persuaded or deceived"
<burbs> oh
<burbs> fuck you
Post by: burbs on February 03, 2011, 12:51:17 am
[00:49] <@ninjaliwa> ^_^
[00:49] <@ninjaliwa> and orgasms
and this maybe:
[00:50] <@Cthulhu> would you guys like a red headed slut?
[00:50] <@ninjaliwa> or a wet pussy
Post by: ninwa on February 03, 2011, 05:08:49 am
Post by: Cthulhu on February 03, 2011, 05:51:06 pm
Post by: enwiabe on February 04, 2011, 04:57:30 am
[19:36] <ninjaliwa> so there's a path under my windows
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> i forgot about this fact
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> 2 of the apples i had were rotten so i chucked them out my window so some bird could eat it
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> and i heard voices =.=
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> now some poor germans think its raining apples or something
Post by: Cthulhu on February 04, 2011, 11:40:46 pm
<zomgSEAN> just as it has MVP
<Cthulhu> Fyrefly would win hands down
<zomgSEAN> rly?
<Fyrefly> win what hands down?
<Fyrefly> *back reads once again*
<Fyrefly> bob...
<Fyrefly> srsly =.=
<Cthulhu> OH WAHT
<Cthulhu> I THOUGHT IT SAID SEXIST
<Cthulhu> IM FUCKING SERIOUS
NO SHAME.
Post by: burbs on February 05, 2011, 04:12:43 pm
Post by: Fyrefly on February 06, 2011, 01:44:38 am
LOVEBIRDS... WHAT WOULD HUBBY/FATHER MAO SAY?
What can I say? I'm a trophy wife ;)
Post by: Cthulhu on February 06, 2011, 01:54:15 am
Post by: Mao on February 06, 2011, 03:28:10 pm
LOVEBIRDS... WHAT WOULD HUBBY/FATHER MAO SAY?
Hey guys I am now looking for a young female secretary, position has good pay and very good working conditions. PM for details. Serious applicants only, modelling experience preferred.
Post by: Cthulhu on February 06, 2011, 06:44:58 pm
http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/14796/Maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg NSFW probably
Post by: Hutchoo on February 11, 2011, 09:24:50 pm
Maggie Gyllenhaal's resumeShe seems very experienced.
http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/14796/Maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg NSFW probably
+1
Post by: Fyrefly on February 15, 2011, 01:52:40 am
Quote
<Fyrefly> *hi 5*
<Fyrefly> wait, wait
<Fyrefly> how do i do the action thing
<ninjaliwa> type /me <>
<Cthulhu> /me
* Fyrefly hi-6
<Fyrefly> oh.
<ninjaliwa> close enough
<Fyrefly> fail.
* ninjaliwa hi-6s back
<Fyrefly> *face palm*
Post by: ninwa on February 16, 2011, 09:03:50 pm
and
<TinyApple> no one ain't squirting water up my butthole
Post by: slothpomba on February 17, 2011, 10:34:43 pm
Post by: MuggedByReality on April 04, 2011, 10:17:14 pm
ninwa and the other ardent atheists will "love" this quote, from the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1965:
"A nuclear war would involve nothing more than the transition of many millions of people into the love of God, only a few years before they were going to find it anyway"
Post by: MuggedByReality on April 30, 2011, 08:59:30 pm
Some wag on twitter on teh royal wedding: "Good thing Kate wasn't in France, she'd probably have been arrested for wearing a veil."
Post by: MuggedByReality on May 10, 2011, 08:11:44 am
Post by: transgression on May 13, 2011, 12:12:32 am
Post by: ninwa on May 19, 2011, 09:15:52 pm
* binders shrugs
<mud`> they were probably too drunk to tell if it was racism or not