Unexplainable. Or is it?

[costargh]

haha the only reason it cant be explained is coz the 'can' n 'not' r separated

well this guy was involved in a driving (or parking) competition. he dressed up in a suit because he knew he was going to win n he wanted to look gud when he takes a picture wid his prize. so off he goes n rents an old van. he carefully reverses n parks his car nicely on the slope. the crowd went wild n cheered! he had won! his present was a sewing machine. the only reason he doesnt seem upset is coz he can giv it to his fiancee as a wedding present.

sum really caring person passing by tot that the guy was in an accident whilst he was parking n the crowd was jz so excited to c an accident happen that no1 bothered to call the police. so she called the police n they arrived! the man who organised this competition (who is the head of a sewing machine company n tot it wud b gud advertising) had to explain wat jz happened to the police n they r not very happy for leaving the chinese takeaways for sth not worth looking into.

^^

Ahhhh
Reading that hurt my eyes!!! Soo much msn language
u undstd me yh?
=P

[sheepz]

Lol!
Sorry! I'm an msn addict XP Next time I'll try to remember to type properly if I want to type something long... for something as short as this, there's hardly any point ^^|

[Fitness]

Look guys I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's really quite straight forward.

I would firstly like to point out that this strapping young lad was not going to his prom!!! He was on his way to his wedding which his parents dissaproved of. Hes slutty fiance' was waiting at the alter when he realised that he didnt have a wedding ring to give her.
Because he could not afford to hire a limo for his wedding he asked his school bus driver of 5 years to drive his bus as a substitute for the limo. He kindly agreed and then when he realised that the strapping young lad did not have a wedding ring he drove him down to the shops. But as it was just past 5pm all the stores had closed...except for one. The Sewing machine store!!!
So he ran in and asked if they sold any wedding rings and the sales assistant gave him a funny look. He explained his situation and with no hesitation the sales assistant offered to give him a sewing machine for free as a wedding gift for his fiance as a substitute for the wedding ring. He kindly accepted the offer and rushed off back to the bus.

The bus driver was in such a rush to get him to the alter in time that when he finally arrived at the church he tried to be a sikkent and do a burnout to impress the to-be mrs but things went horribly wrong. The bus driver lost control and veered down the embankment but as the hero he was, the strapping young lad jumped out the door with his sewing machine just in time to ensure no damage was done to himself or the sewing machine. Therfore, he had his wedding gift, the bus is down the embankement because of the gone-wrong burnout, he is dressed in a suit cause its HIS wedding and the polive are there to ensure that the bus driver is arrested for careless driving and the crime scene is thoroughly investigated and cleared up.

=)

Ok. This is mad shit right here.

Now, I am ending this contest at 2pm on the 14th December.
costargh is the current leader, but will he be the winrar of the mosterous prize*?

_{*See post 1 for details.}

[Mao]

ooh, i have one!

slipknot is in the background playing "people=shit", so the poor bastard's prom date was so scared she turned green, then blue, then yellow, then black, then a chicken, and then a handbag, then a sewing machine. the guy was so shocked he froze before he could react to the disaster from his half-smile of day-dreaming about his hopeful farewell to virginity that night. the bus driver was shocked, took in the lyrics, became emo, and dumped the bus in the river coz life is shit but got caught up by the police who were sighing in disbelief that slipknot had stopped troubling the town hall, but moved down to the neighborhood to bring it on with the west-side...

in the background, the entire mob is preparing to pop a cap in someone's ass, coz their gat is locked and loaded, fo'shizzle m'nizzle up the dizzle yo drizzle~

[costargh]

hahah. Im a legend

[sheepz]

haha yeah urs was mad! but so long lol

[Fitness]

Look guys I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's really quite straight forward.

I would firstly like to point out that this strapping young lad was not going to his prom!!! He was on his way to his wedding which his parents dissaproved of. Hes slutty fiance' was waiting at the alter when he realised that he didnt have a wedding ring to give her.
Because he could not afford to hire a limo for his wedding he asked his school bus driver of 5 years to drive his bus as a substitute for the limo. He kindly agreed and then when he realised that the strapping young lad did not have a wedding ring he drove him down to the shops. But as it was just past 5pm all the stores had closed...except for one. The Sewing machine store!!!
So he ran in and asked if they sold any wedding rings and the sales assistant gave him a funny look. He explained his situation and with no hesitation the sales assistant offered to give him a sewing machine for free as a wedding gift for his fiance as a substitute for the wedding ring. He kindly accepted the offer and rushed off back to the bus.

The bus driver was in such a rush to get him to the alter in time that when he finally arrived at the church he tried to be a sikkent and do a burnout to impress the to-be mrs but things went horribly wrong. The bus driver lost control and veered down the embankment but as the hero he was, the strapping young lad jumped out the door with his sewing machine just in time to ensure no damage was done to himself or the sewing machine. Therfore, he had his wedding gift, the bus is down the embankement because of the gone-wrong burnout, he is dressed in a suit cause its HIS wedding and the polive are there to ensure that the bus driver is arrested for careless driving and the crime scene is thoroughly investigated and cleared up.

=)

Winrar!!
Come to Mildura to claim your prize costargh