talk to strangers!

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gosh it's hard to make a conversation when you have no idea what the other person has in common

[costargh]

You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Where are you from stranger?
Stranger: Germany
Stranger: Berlin
You: Cool, I'm from Australia
Stranger: Very far apart
You: Agreed haha.
Stranger: Do you like animals?
You: Yeh, I have a pet Kangaroo. Do you know what they are?
Stranger: No, I don't know English animals very good
You: I used 2 ride in its pouch to school when I was little but now I'm too big
Stranger: Do you like being sexy with animals?
You: WTF
Stranger: what?
Stranger: Is that bad in Australia?
Stranger: friend?
Stranger: hello?
You: Yes very bad
Stranger: why?
Stranger: It gives me pleasure

[costargh]

Safe to say I'm never using this again...

[Noblesse]

Sounds like excellent fun, however if I wanted to talk to international students I WOULD GO TO UNI

oh snap.

Seriously though, they can't track my IP address can they?

[dekoyl]

I had ONE proper conversation just then with an interesting Slovenian law chic.

One out of ~40.

[champorado]

Sounds like excellent fun, however if I wanted to talk to international students I WOULD GO TO UNI

oh snap.

Seriously though, they can't track my IP address can they?

damn man, that's cold. true, though.

will try this when i'm less assignment laden.

[excal]

You: hi asl
Stranger: 25/m
You: 14/f
Stranger: DAMNIT ANON!
You: sup /b/
Stranger: lol, just trying to lurk wierdos
Stranger: ps
Stranger: the game...
You: oh. FUCK YOU

[wombifat]

LOL this reminds me of when i used to go on these things and be an idiot

[Gloamglozer]

One of the many reasons why talking strangers is something my mother told me not to do:

You: Hi
Stranger: ?
You: Hello
Stranger: Do you want some candy?
You: Um, no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[wombifat]

You: hello
Stranger: Why did you leave me for Katy?
You: cuz youre fat
Stranger: No im not
You: whatever
Stranger: Katy is way more fat!
You: katy is hot
Stranger: You know she's a slut right?
You: coming from YOU
Stranger: YES
Stranger: and you know i am NOT
You: i know that youre NOT in a position to call ANYONE a slut
Stranger: well I know you left me for one.
You: youre just jealous cuz katy has a better butt
Stranger: I always knew you were a buttman
Stranger: instead of a boobman
You: well she has better boobs too
You: but yes, deep down
You: I have always been a butt man
Stranger: Katy hasnt got boobs
You: well at least they don't sag to her knees
Stranger: You know you ike m boobs better.
Stranger: Stop lying to yourself
You: I told you, its irrelevent
You: I'm a buttman
Stranger: well Luke is a boob man so he'll keep me company anyways
You: LUKE
You: set your standards high haven't you...
Stranger: yes! didnt expect that did you?