I don't consider that working.
Go into a place like VCA or ANAM and tell them what they're doing isn't really work, I dare you 
If anyone would be a bit annoyed it's because you have assumed that everyone's self-interested and that altruism doesn't exist.
Off-topic point (but what about this thread isn't off-topic?) but I actually believe that humans are innately selfish. Even those who volunteer their time, for example, do it partly because of how good it makes them feel. Just my (depressing?) view on the world 
No it comes down to the fact that we want money.
Also why the hell is the topic "ultimate dispute", I'm changing it back to what it was before
I thought the exact same thing.... >< I waited for some1 to pick it up, incase I was being too picky.
And no, it isn't ur depressing view of the world. It's true, deep down some people (and its normal!) do stuff/volunteering etc for selfish reasons (selfish sounds harsh in this context).
But I get what you mean

don't worry you're/we're not evil
And regarding ur comment about "i dare you" my friend, she did the craziest thing. She failed a test, and told the art teacher "this subject is useless and un-important compared to science and maths. I'm not even going to use it in life"
And they both got into an argument in front of the whole class, like it was calm and all, but every 10 minutes the teacher would think of a rebuttal and tell the girl, and the girl would reply soon after, then a pause of a 10-15 minutes, and it went on again. LOL
As u can tell, i fail with quote boxes =(
I want to like have your quote....space (insert my reply to you)....ur next quote (insert my reply) etc. But when I try, my reply gets mixed up within ur quote box. FAIL.