3 Good Reasons... (Something funny I came across)

[Odette.]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1.       He called everyone brother
2.       He liked Gospel
3.       He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.       He went into His Father's business
2.       He lived at home until he was 33
3.       He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.       He talked with His hands
2.       He had wine with His meals
3.       He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :
1.       He never cut His hair
2.       He walked around barefoot all the time
3.       He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :
1.       He was at peace with nature
2.       He ate a lot of fish
3.       He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.       He never got married.
2.       He was always telling stories.
3.       He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.       He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2.       He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3.       And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

[transgression]

Hahahaha

[xox.happy1.xox]

Lol, Jesus was everything.

[dekoyl]

3.       And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Ahahahehehe.

[ninwa]

LOL that's brilliant

[hard]

LOOL

[cobby]

LMAO awesomee