HARRY POTTER FANFIC 'my immortal' for the win LMAO ahahaha
the chick who wrote this thinks she is a good writer..she makes me laugh with no end...a cross b/n twilight and harry potter
so funny
its basically about a chick called ebony hahah who goes out with draco and then with (vampire aka harry potter ) Lol
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
this is ony chptr 1-22 but lols
That was too painful... I couldn't read on after:
"But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away."
due to epic lolz.
Good god, should she be allowed to breed?
I stand corrected... I was tempted to skim on a little further... I have stumbled upon the most epic lulz of my evening:
And then
suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then
.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!
It was
.Dumbledore!
Look out Shakespeare, you have competition:
"He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only Im a girl so I didnt get one you sicko."
Oh lord why am I reading this...
"No, you fucking idiot! I shouted. You probably have AIDs anyway!" Well good work Ebony, you have only "put his boys thingy in mine" twice so far, I'm sure you'll be fine.