jokes?

[QuantumJG]

A funny maths joke:

4 brilliant maths students have been getting flawless marks in their calculus classes and have decided that instead of studying for their final, they should take that time off and let their hair down by going to a party around an hour away from their uni. Anyway on the day of their exam they wake up all hungover and rush towards the uni but miss out on the exam. Anyway the students go "we were at a birthday party and on the way back one of our tyres went flat", the professor said "considering you guys are my top students I will allow you to sit a make up exam tomorrow".

Anyway the next day they all role up to the lecture theatre to sit the exam (to avoid cheating, all must be spaced away from eachother) and the professor gives them their exam papers. Any way they feel confident and start the exam:

Total marks: 100

Question 1: Integrate ...

worth 5 marks

They all do this question really easily and turn to the next page:

Question 2: Which tyre went fla?t

worth 95 marks

EDIT: Had an epic fail

i think this is appropraite...
um
so there is this small guuy and girl
and the girl is playing at her house when the boy walks past and says i have a football and this is a boys football so u can't have one
the girl runs in and tells her mum and the next day the girl shows her new football to the boy and the boy is angry
then the boy comes with a boys bike and he nags her and she tells her mum and the next day she has a bike too. the boy is really angry.
s the third day the boy pulls down his pants and says i have one of these and only boys have them and how are u going to tell ur mum to get you one..he walks away satisfied
then the next day teh girl pulls down her dress and says
"as long as i have one of these i can have as many of those as i want"

That's just sick!

[TrueLight]

hmm dont get that one...

[TrueTears]

A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle. He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a knock on the door and outside there are 20 beautiful naked women. Walking back inside he sees a briefcase sitting on his coffee table. Opening it he sees $20 million. "Wow, my first two wishes have come true!" he yells. He gets ready to do his thing with the women when he hears another knock on the door. When he opens the door there are two Ku Klux Klan guys.
First, they beat the shit out of him, then they tar and feather him. They take him out back and lynch him. When the KKK guys are sure he is dead, they take their hoods off.
It turns out they are the Genies. The first Genie turns to the second and says, "You know, I can understand his first two wishes, but why would he want to be hung like a black man?"

my bad but i don't get it T___T

you're not sick enough =[

explain :3

They literally hung him... as in, killed him with a noose.
When the man said he wanted to be "hung like a black man", he meant that he wanted to be... well-endowed.

o i get it now

[Fyrefly]

A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle. He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a knock on the door and outside there are 20 beautiful naked women. Walking back inside he sees a briefcase sitting on his coffee table. Opening it he sees $20 million. "Wow, my first two wishes have come true!" he yells. He gets ready to do his thing with the women when he hears another knock on the door. When he opens the door there are two Ku Klux Klan guys.
First, they beat the shit out of him, then they tar and feather him. They take him out back and lynch him. When the KKK guys are sure he is dead, they take their hoods off.
It turns out they are the Genies. The first Genie turns to the second and says, "You know, I can understand his first two wishes, but why would he want to be hung like a black man?"

my bad but i don't get it T___T

you're not sick enough =[

explain :3

They literally hung him... as in, killed him with a noose.
When the man said he wanted to be "hung like a black man", he meant that he wanted to be... well-endowed.

o i get it now

*Face palm*

[the.watchman]

A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle. He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a knock on the door and outside there are 20 beautiful naked women. Walking back inside he sees a briefcase sitting on his coffee table. Opening it he sees $20 million. "Wow, my first two wishes have come true!" he yells. He gets ready to do his thing with the women when he hears another knock on the door. When he opens the door there are two Ku Klux Klan guys.
First, they beat the shit out of him, then they tar and feather him. They take him out back and lynch him. When the KKK guys are sure he is dead, they take their hoods off.
It turns out they are the Genies. The first Genie turns to the second and says, "You know, I can understand his first two wishes, but why would he want to be hung like a black man?"

my bad but i don't get it T___T

you're not sick enough =[

explain :3

They literally hung him... as in, killed him with a noose.
When the man said he wanted to be "hung like a black man", he meant that he wanted to be... well-endowed.

o i get it now

*Face palm*

+1...

[Gloamglozer]

A funny maths joke:

4 brilliant maths students have been getting flawless marks in their calculus classes and have decided that instead of studying for their final, they should take that time off and let their hair down by going to a party around an hour away from their uni. Anyway on the day of their exam they wake up all hungover and rush towards the uni but miss out on the exam. Anyway the students go "we were at a birthday party and on the way back one of our tyres went flat", the professor said "considering you guys are my top students I will allow you to sit a make up exam tomorrow".

Anyway the next day they all role up to the lecture theatre to sit the exam (to avoid cheating, all must be spaced away from eachother) and the professor gives them their exam papers. Any way they feel confident and start the exam:

Question 1: Integrate ...

They all do this question really easily and turn to the next page:


Question 2: Which tyre went flat?

You forgot to mention that the second question was worth like 99% of the exam paper.

[physics]

lool thats a good joke :3 i like it

[Twenty10]

lol "hung like a black man''...

the other ones not even a maths joke...

Here's a good joke: Womens rights.                                                                                                        jk

[samuch]

lol "hung like a black man''...

the other ones not even a maths joke...

Here's a good joke: Womens rights.                                                                                                        jk

ahem -_-                                                                                                                                      lol

[physics]

i have kinda sexes jokes  D: so i'll aks if ppl  mind first?
do u guys mind? :3

[the.watchman]

i have kinda sexes jokes  D: so i'll aks if ppl  mind first?
do u guys mind? :3

Not a bit
Go for it!

[physics]

what do u call a female with 2 brain cells?






pregnant

[Cthulhu]

HAH

[physics]

another one ..but its even more sexes

[samuch]

say it lol