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BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« on: April 22, 2010, 07:13:20 pm »
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I have a modest proposal.

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics.

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A SENIOR Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said.

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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 07:19:24 pm »
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Makes sense.

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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 07:24:53 pm »
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Lol, wasn't this on The Age's Odd spot yesterday??? :P
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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2010, 07:54:33 pm »
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Lol, wasn't this on The Age's Odd spot yesterday??? :P
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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2010, 11:56:08 pm »
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I support this event

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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2010, 12:01:53 am »
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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2010, 12:04:43 am »
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I support this event
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I believe one day is not nearly enough to test this cleric's hypothesis. Experiments such as these take months and in some cases years of vigorous testing.
From this day forward, EVERYDAY shall be boobquake day ;D

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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2010, 12:14:13 am »
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Nina... you've pulled 85 views in just under 5 hours... everyone's curious :P
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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2010, 12:31:13 am »
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man thats distracting firefly... people will never make it to the bottom of the thread now

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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2010, 01:00:08 am »
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It's clearly France's fault. Trying to ban the veil.

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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2010, 12:29:51 pm »
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I support this event
Why?
Because even if boobs brought earthquakes, typhoons, volcanic eruptions, men's faces will be like this:

That isn't a smile of perversion. It's pure bliss. The guy's day just got made.


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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2010, 03:19:42 pm »
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He's doing well to have not crashed IMO
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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2010, 04:27:51 pm »
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I blame the Melbourne model.
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Re: BOOBQUAKE!!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2010, 04:31:54 pm »
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Fyrefly I will have you know I accidentally scrolled to that lovely picture at work... my boss sits behind me. I hate you.
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