Jokes thread

[KevinooBz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSpPaCIG0g&feature=related

This video is freaking hilarious!

LOL. Thanks for that, this video relates perfectly to what I have been bagging my friend over for the past week. Ya man.

[Phy124]

Nina;

[ninwa]

There was an engineering student who rode up to his friend on a bike on campus. "You'll never guess what happened today!"

"What?"

"This beautiful women rode up to me on her bike, dropped it to the ground, stripped all of her clothes off, and then with her arms spread open yelled out 'TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!"

His friend looked down at the bike and said "hmmmmm, good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week, and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now, that's cool!"

[ninwa]

mX pisses off Dear Leader

[thushan]

mX pisses off Dear Leader

*Facepalm*

[Lasercookie]

Found this on the VTAC website:http://www.vtac.edu.au/applying/documentation.html#supply. Looks like someone at VTAC is a Star Wars / Star Trek fan.

[Hutchoo]

owned.

[Markkiieee]

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owned.

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How bad I want to give this post respect.. Ahh, this isn't the same without respect :|

[Soul_Khan]

dat cas

[Surgeon]

dat cas
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I wish I could upvote this so badly!!

[ShortBlackChick]

[Insert post about half this thread being about people wishing they could upvote the jokes/memes in it]

[paulsterio]

Is it just me, or did the volume of posts here markedly decrease the moment there was no longer respect?

[golden]

Is it just me, or did the volume of posts here markedly decrease the moment there was no longer respect?

Yes I have noticed this too!

[inc0gnito]

Can't a system be managed where the respect earned here doesn't count to your overall respect ? like that, the post would get the "respect" and not the actual user who posted it.

[pi]

Is it just me, or did the volume of posts here markedly decrease the moment there was no longer respect?

It makes sense though, no point having members that seem respected just because they post here and don't get any respect for posting notes or actually helping others.