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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1185 on: September 24, 2012, 11:26:57 am »
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Quote from: yolo#nacho on September 24, 2012, 01:40:33 am
Quote from: thushan on September 23, 2012, 11:32:10 pm
LOL. Guy was probably on the 'roids. Those things give you a constant phallus erectus.
you're TrueTears is the only reason my phallus is constantly erectus ;)
Wow.. :o
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1186 on: September 25, 2012, 12:43:30 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1187 on: September 27, 2012, 03:38:16 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1188 on: September 29, 2012, 08:21:32 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1189 on: October 07, 2012, 03:44:08 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1190 on: October 07, 2012, 11:33:22 am »
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Quote from: ρнуѕικѕ ♥ on October 07, 2012, 03:44:08 am
Quote from: Hutchoo on September 29, 2012, 08:21:32 pm
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Hmmm rangaaaaaa :P

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How do you even begin to deal with that shit? Far out, that's just so unfortunate. That poor guy...
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1191 on: October 08, 2012, 05:51:14 pm »
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This is the kind of stuff that we should have for our Grand Final entertainment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAzzbrFgcUw&feature=g-logo-xit
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1192 on: October 09, 2012, 06:59:45 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1193 on: October 10, 2012, 09:43:15 pm »
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HSC, VCE, same shiz.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1194 on: October 10, 2012, 10:07:45 pm »
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« Reply #1195 on: October 10, 2012, 10:17:09 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1196 on: October 25, 2012, 04:30:45 pm »
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Came up on my FB news feed ahahahha
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1197 on: October 25, 2012, 06:22:10 pm »
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Quote from: choong on October 25, 2012, 04:30:45 pm
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Came up on my FB news feed ahahahha

/facepalm. Mathematically incorrect.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1198 on: October 25, 2012, 09:43:33 pm »
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Why do Hipsters hate rivers?

They’re too mainstream.

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How did the Hipster burn his hand?

He changed the lightbulb before it was uncool.

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Two hipsters walk into a bar. the first did it before it was cool, the second one did it ironically.

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 I listen to bands so underground, that they haven't even heard of themselves.


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Q:How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't understand.

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1199 on: October 28, 2012, 08:17:07 pm »
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A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ears: "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”
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