Jokes thread

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A cab driver picks a priest and while driving on the highway is in a terrible collision killing both of them. They both go up to St. Peter's gates and see a huge line, miles long waiting to get in. They both stand in line and after a few minutes, an angle flies up and gestures the cabby saying they have an express line and they can get him into heaven in a just 5 minutes.

The priest unbelieving says, "There must have been some mistake, for I am a priest and have given my life to God, surely I can get into heaven before a cabby."

To which the angel replies, "Up here we go by results - while you preached people slept, when he drove, people prayed."

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http://www.theage.com.au/national/jokes-on-you-april-fools-day-too-much-for-senator-20110401-1cona.html

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Encyclopaedia Of Collingwood Jokes

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     The Japanese government has thanked Britain for sending them rescue dogs. They have all said they tasted lovely.

 [I know other Japan jokes, but they're in (even) worst taste and would probably get me into hot soup.]

[Thu Thu Train]

     The Japanese government has thanked Britain for sending them rescue dogs. They have all said they tasted lovely.

 [I know other Japan jokes, but they're in (even) worst taste and would probably get me into hot soup.]

NOT COOL BRO.

[Mao]

     The Japanese government has thanked Britain for sending them rescue dogs. They have all said they tasted lovely.

 [I know other Japan jokes, but they're in (even) worst taste and would probably get me into hot soup.]

It appears this pot of soup is sufficiently warm.

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Conclusive proof that the human race is doomed.

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