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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #285 on: May 25, 2011, 01:43:31 pm »
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   Rabbi-turned-comic Jackie Mason delivers a monologue on Starbucks (starting at 2.18 after having promoted his book.)

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Mjnzqi5gs
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #286 on: May 26, 2011, 05:12:16 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #287 on: May 29, 2011, 11:00:49 am »
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  ^That reminds me of this:

 


  
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"In the 2nd grade, they asked us what we wanted to be. I said I wanted to be a ballplayer and they laughed. In the 8th grade they asked the same question and I said a ballplayer again and they laughed a little more. By the 11th grade no one was laughing."
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #288 on: May 29, 2011, 11:07:21 am »
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   Benny Hinn doing his "work" accompanied by an amusingly apposite soundtrack:
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"People living deeply have no fear of death"
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"In the 2nd grade, they asked us what we wanted to be. I said I wanted to be a ballplayer and they laughed. In the 8th grade they asked the same question and I said a ballplayer again and they laughed a little more. By the 11th grade no one was laughing."
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #289 on: May 29, 2011, 11:59:19 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #290 on: May 29, 2011, 02:03:28 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #291 on: June 02, 2011, 02:27:05 pm »
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Whe Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #292 on: June 02, 2011, 09:28:37 pm »
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« Reply #293 on: June 03, 2011, 07:50:56 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #296 on: June 04, 2011, 10:34:19 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #297 on: June 04, 2011, 11:31:26 pm »
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^lol, that made me chuckle :)



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« Reply #298 on: June 05, 2011, 04:03:33 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #299 on: June 09, 2011, 04:38:21 pm »
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Quote from: DisaFear on June 04, 2011, 11:31:26 pm
^lol, that made me chuckle :)

Remember when you showed that to me in yr9. My response is still the same: wtf
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