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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #495 on: May 01, 2012, 11:37:52 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #496 on: May 01, 2012, 11:39:37 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #497 on: May 01, 2012, 11:41:14 pm »
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LOL

Oh and btw to all you meddies out there

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=398507050171315&set=a.398506840171336.92660.269352256420129&type=1&theater



HAHA, good one!

For those without fb:



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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #498 on: May 01, 2012, 11:48:59 pm »
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probably the funniest thing ive seen ever in my whole life

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #499 on: May 02, 2012, 09:27:04 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #500 on: May 03, 2012, 09:41:09 pm »
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haha cause they're penises and the last slide has a funny face
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« Reply #501 on: May 03, 2012, 10:49:08 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #502 on: May 03, 2012, 10:54:25 pm »
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« Reply #503 on: May 04, 2012, 12:00:33 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
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« Reply #506 on: May 05, 2012, 04:13:35 pm »
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« Reply #509 on: May 05, 2012, 11:35:56 pm »
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