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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #615 on: June 03, 2012, 09:06:32 pm »
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What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #616 on: June 04, 2012, 09:46:55 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #617 on: June 04, 2012, 11:12:56 pm »
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One for the economics kids.

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #618 on: June 05, 2012, 08:03:09 pm »
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Do you know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO.

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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They bonded well from the minute they met.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #619 on: June 05, 2012, 08:17:49 pm »
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

*Because it was a polar bear*

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #620 on: June 05, 2012, 11:07:52 pm »
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AAHHAHAH






^^^ this one literally made me cry from laughing so damn much AHAHAHAH
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #621 on: June 06, 2012, 01:11:53 am »
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« Reply #622 on: June 06, 2012, 07:02:13 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #623 on: June 06, 2012, 07:08:19 pm »
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One for the chemists (well unit 4 Chemistry but you'll get it soon)



And the internet arguements go on over which is the correct one...... (read the comments) :P
http://science.memebase.com/2012/01/20/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-well-you-dont-need-to-be-so-smug-about-it/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/12/13/funny-pictures-hipster-chemistry-cat/

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #624 on: June 07, 2012, 07:37:38 pm »
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« Reply #625 on: June 07, 2012, 08:06:16 pm »
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« Reply #627 on: June 08, 2012, 01:04:20 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #628 on: June 08, 2012, 06:23:57 pm »
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Just came across this on facebook. It quite literally sums up everything I hate about it. Sympathy likes? Shock value? Blatantly copying other's pictures for likes? Pointless self esteem from likes and shares? Use of capitals BECAUSE IT MAKES MY POINT CLEARER! Yes please!!!



Also check out the stupid follow up comments. Yes, if I subscribe to this guy I actually have a legitimate chance at winning an iPod! Surely the iPod is sitting next to his desk waiting to be sent to its new home as he goes through all his subscribers to select a winner! Surely he actually has an iPod to give away!

And what is up with the use of spaces between every fucking comma. It's not bloody necessary. And and and! Notice how they both put spaces between exclamation marks. Yes, they are totally two different people. Seems legit.

The worst part? a quarter of a million people are actually stupid enough to like his shit.

/endrant /sarcasm
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #629 on: June 09, 2012, 12:27:17 am »
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^^That did not make me laugh. I don't approve.
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