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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #885 on: July 10, 2012, 09:49:41 pm »
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That's not long, nor hard, and neither is the answer 5.

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« Reply #886 on: July 11, 2012, 08:07:29 pm »
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« Reply #887 on: July 11, 2012, 08:29:51 pm »
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« Reply #888 on: July 11, 2012, 09:44:07 pm »
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Haha love the cyber-tech analogy !  ;D

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« Reply #889 on: July 11, 2012, 09:58:00 pm »
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I actually lol'd. xD Good work.


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« Reply #891 on: July 11, 2012, 10:40:33 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #892 on: July 12, 2012, 05:25:40 pm »
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« Reply #893 on: July 12, 2012, 11:30:35 pm »
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« Reply #894 on: July 13, 2012, 02:27:04 am »
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« Reply #896 on: July 13, 2012, 03:38:29 pm »
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Not really a joke, but an observation for all:


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« Reply #899 on: July 13, 2012, 08:22:53 pm »
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From the (sometimes) brilliant mind of Shaun Miccallef (or however it's spelled)

: "Poverty!? I wouldn't be poor if you paid me a million dollars!"