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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #135 on: December 04, 2010, 10:40:30 pm »
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Quote from: ninwa on December 04, 2010, 10:39:12 pm
I think she was referring to the fact that she was there to look after the guy when he was sick whereas screaming lady was "busy"

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #136 on: December 04, 2010, 11:34:17 pm »
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That was damn funny!

I liked this comment too:

"The water splash was pretty good timing."  haha
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #137 on: December 05, 2010, 12:24:12 am »
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Eric must be hot as...
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #138 on: December 07, 2010, 12:58:37 pm »
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  A letter to a newspaper here:

 SIR – I find it intensely humiliating to be asked by airport security staff if I have packed my own bag. This forces one to admit, usually within earshot of others, that I no longer have a manservant to do the chore for me. Gentlemen should be able to answer such questions with a disdainful: "Of course not! Do I look like that sort of person?"
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #139 on: December 07, 2010, 02:34:45 pm »
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   On the radio yesterday, our Cultural Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, was introduced as: Hultural Secretary Jeremy C***

 http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23904247-presenters-gaffe-was-a-spoonerism-just-waiting-to-happen.do
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #140 on: December 07, 2010, 02:35:51 pm »
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Quote from: pi on November 01, 2010, 07:52:45 pm
found these
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LOL!!!!

I literally can't stop laughing!

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #141 on: December 08, 2010, 03:10:56 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #142 on: December 08, 2010, 04:06:07 am »
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  World's douchiest phone message. Worth listening to in its entirety, it gets better :)

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXPvN_OMZXc
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #143 on: December 08, 2010, 04:14:17 am »
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omg >.< lol just so desperate...and weird...
abused in childhood! LOL  :idiot2:
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #144 on: December 09, 2010, 03:50:03 am »
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Might offend?   :-\
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #145 on: December 09, 2010, 03:32:10 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #146 on: December 09, 2010, 03:46:12 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #147 on: December 09, 2010, 03:59:35 pm »
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Quote from: ninwa on December 09, 2010, 03:46:12 pm
Marijuana Xmas tree seized from 'hippie' by German police
LET THE MAN HAVE HIS DAMN TREE.

Marijuana is less addictive and causes less damage to someones health than tobacco and tobacco is the legal one.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #148 on: December 10, 2010, 12:58:48 am »
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Quote from: Cthulhu on December 09, 2010, 03:59:35 pm
Quote from: ninwa on December 09, 2010, 03:46:12 pm
Marijuana Xmas tree seized from 'hippie' by German police
LET THE MAN HAVE HIS DAMN TREE.

Marijuana is less addictive and causes less damage to someones health than tobacco and tobacco is the legal one.

I clickied the link hoping to see a picture of said marijuana tree... DISAPPOINTMENTIFIED.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #149 on: December 10, 2010, 02:04:16 am »
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FINALLY,

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