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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #150 on: December 10, 2010, 06:53:21 pm »
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ROTFL ^the bees one, she looks like a evil genius

i dont know how to post the picture directly soo....
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #151 on: December 10, 2010, 06:58:26 pm »
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twilight ones, i couldnt resist :D
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #152 on: December 10, 2010, 09:00:36 pm »
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I got this one from the chanel 10 weather guy:

Q: What happened to the sardines that went to queensland?
A: They ended up in CAIRNS!

Also, any FBF fans in the house?



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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #153 on: December 11, 2010, 02:40:08 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #154 on: December 11, 2010, 02:41:34 am »
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I don't get it ninwa... "take a picture me dirty"?
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #155 on: December 11, 2010, 02:52:22 am »
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Quote from: 99.95_for_sure on December 11, 2010, 02:41:34 am
I don't get it ninwa... "take a picture me dirty"?

Should be a different output
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #156 on: December 11, 2010, 02:54:22 am »
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Quote from: taiga on December 11, 2010, 02:52:22 am
Quote from: 99.95_for_sure on December 11, 2010, 02:41:34 am
I don't get it ninwa... "take a picture me dirty"?

Should be a different output

Ahh i got it... can't use the 'detect language' thing
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #157 on: December 11, 2010, 03:23:20 am »
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Not really 'jokes', but following the pictures above :D

Some of those posted are amazingg.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #158 on: December 11, 2010, 03:28:55 am »
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Ughhhh the harpoon one is farking disgustinggggg.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #159 on: December 11, 2010, 02:12:11 pm »
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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
..But she didn't wear that one often.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #160 on: December 11, 2010, 02:14:20 pm »
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Filthy!
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #161 on: December 11, 2010, 03:20:04 pm »
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Quote from: ninwa on December 11, 2010, 02:40:08 am
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"Take a picture for me slut"

I then translated that back into french, and into english again and got:

"Take a picture for me bitch"

Was interested to see what another iteration would yield but unfortunately that one is stable :(

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #162 on: December 11, 2010, 04:00:31 pm »
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Quote from: kamil9876 on December 11, 2010, 03:20:04 pm
Quote from: ninwa on December 11, 2010, 02:40:08 am
(Image removed from quote.)

"Take a picture for me slut"

I then translated that back into french, and into english again and got:

"Take a picture for me bitch"

Was interested to see what another iteration would yield but unfortunately that one is stable :(



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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #163 on: December 11, 2010, 04:02:03 pm »
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http://www.translationparty.com/#8403346

take a dirty picture for me --> my beautiful picture.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #164 on: December 11, 2010, 04:07:40 pm »
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^ LOL translationparty is awesome

i tried it with
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore." (edgar allan poe :D)

and ended up with
"After a terrible night, I have a number of quaint, curious volume of forgotten lore poor fatigue, please bring the pain."
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