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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #165 on: December 11, 2010, 05:48:49 pm »
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« Reply #166 on: December 12, 2010, 05:51:08 pm »
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« Reply #167 on: December 12, 2010, 06:09:34 pm »
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Quote from: ninwa on December 12, 2010, 05:51:08 pm
Why Americans should never be allowed to travel
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A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage
Haha they're pretty funny
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #168 on: December 12, 2010, 06:15:09 pm »
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« Reply #169 on: December 12, 2010, 06:15:52 pm »
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LOLOL
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #170 on: December 12, 2010, 06:18:23 pm »
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OMG BEST hahhahaha
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #171 on: December 12, 2010, 07:23:36 pm »
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH


Saw this and lol'd

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« Reply #172 on: December 12, 2010, 11:34:47 pm »
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« Reply #173 on: December 13, 2010, 02:06:22 am »
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« Reply #174 on: December 13, 2010, 02:34:20 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #175 on: December 13, 2010, 02:37:40 am »
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So there is this professor alright, and he gets a call from UNSW asking if he can do a lecture...
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #176 on: December 13, 2010, 02:57:56 am »
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Once one of my professors went to Texas and someone he met said "You speak English good for a foreigner" (i.e. Australian)
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« Reply #177 on: December 13, 2010, 02:58:51 am »
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It takes me 20minutes to write the joke so I cbf'd.
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« Reply #178 on: December 13, 2010, 04:32:56 am »
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Quote from: Burberry on December 13, 2010, 02:58:51 am
It takes me 20minutes to write the joke so I cbf'd.
It was such a wonderful joke though.
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« Reply #179 on: December 13, 2010, 07:42:09 am »
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from philosophy bites:
A young man, having asked a young lady on a date, was naturally nervous. He decided to consult his father concerning what he should do to fill those moments of awkward silence.

His father, ready with an answer, said: “Son, when it comes to conversation, all there is to talk about comes down to the three Fs: Food, Family, and Filosophy. Just remember the three Fs and you should have plenty to talk about.”

The night of the date came and so did the inevitable moment of awkward silence. Recalling his father’s advice, the young man decided to ask a question about food.
“Mary, do you like asparagus?”
“No,” she replied. “I don’t really care for it.”

With his question about food not having provided enough material for conversation, he turned to ask her a question about family.
“Mary, do you have a brother?”
“No,” she replied. “I don’t have a brother.”

Still determined to kick-start a conversation, he asked her another question.
“Mary, if you had a brother, would he like asparagus?”
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