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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #360 on: January 06, 2012, 11:00:04 am »
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what do you call a mexican who lost his car?

carlos.
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« Reply #361 on: January 07, 2012, 11:24:48 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #362 on: January 08, 2012, 12:21:26 am »
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Quote from: abd123 on January 07, 2012, 11:24:48 pm
Arguably, the best dancer in the world.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/2955885/nathaniel-loves-to-dance
How could you call something so skilful a joke?
I LIKE TO DANNNNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #363 on: January 08, 2012, 12:24:51 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #364 on: January 08, 2012, 12:39:08 am »
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Quote from: xdecay on January 06, 2012, 11:00:04 am
what do you call a mexican who lost his car?

carlos.
what do you call a chinese fob/mexican hybrid who's not sure?

nacho.

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #365 on: January 08, 2012, 09:07:18 am »
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why do russians love eating pho so much?

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #366 on: January 08, 2012, 01:45:12 pm »
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Half f these jokes, i've seen on google. ;)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #367 on: January 08, 2012, 09:03:14 pm »
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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

The former is a superhero, the latter is a command.
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« Reply #368 on: January 08, 2012, 09:07:19 pm »
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Fe = iron
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« Reply #369 on: January 10, 2012, 07:14:02 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #371 on: January 11, 2012, 01:44:07 pm »
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Quote from: abd123 on December 26, 2011, 11:10:23 pm
I swear Karl Stefanovic is such a cheeky cunt.

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #372 on: January 12, 2012, 12:39:20 pm »
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http://maps.google.com.br/maps?q=Ru...2C0%2C5.13&z=17

Click on the girl's head, or just "walk" along the road looking at her. Not strictly a joke, but made me lol.
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« Reply #373 on: January 13, 2012, 01:07:20 am »
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Philosophy related jokes:



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Two behaviourists have sex.
When they are finished, one turns to the other and says:
"It was great for you... How was it for me?"
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #374 on: January 13, 2012, 02:19:30 am »
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Quote from: lpe on January 12, 2012, 12:39:20 pm
http://maps.google.com.br/maps?q=Ru...2C0%2C5.13&z=17
Click on the girl's head, or just "walk" along the road looking at her. Not strictly a joke, but made me lol.

9gag? they censored the woman! HAHAHA


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