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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #945 on: July 19, 2012, 08:25:47 pm »
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That's harsh.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #946 on: July 19, 2012, 09:45:24 pm »
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Quote from: Sonu_3 on July 19, 2012, 08:25:47 pm
That's harsh.
You clearly aren't familiar enough with this novel.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #947 on: July 19, 2012, 09:47:51 pm »
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I opened it to a random page and read the first sentence on the page. Was something along the lines of "I'm going to fuck you on the couch right now. For my pleasure, not yours".....

wut.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #948 on: July 19, 2012, 10:00:54 pm »
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« Reply #949 on: July 19, 2012, 10:05:04 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #950 on: July 19, 2012, 10:15:57 pm »
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Quote from: Surgeon on July 19, 2012, 09:47:51 pm
I opened it to a random page and read the first sentence on the page. Was something along the lines of "I'm going to fuck you on the couch right now. For my pleasure, not yours".....

wut.

You do realise this is the "Jokes thread"? Not "Share your recent internet search history thread!".
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #951 on: July 19, 2012, 10:28:10 pm »
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Quote from: epl on July 19, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
Quote from: Surgeon on July 19, 2012, 09:47:51 pm
I opened it to a random page and read the first sentence on the page. Was something along the lines of "I'm going to fuck you on the couch right now. For my pleasure, not yours".....

wut.

You do realise this is the "Jokes thread"? Not "Share your recent internet search history thread!".

Well, I thought it was quite funny that when I opened the book and turned to a random page, that's the first sentence I read.

Don't see the humour in it? I don't care!
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #952 on: July 19, 2012, 10:33:25 pm »
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Quote from: AsianFive on July 19, 2012, 10:31:15 pm
Quote from: Surgeon on July 19, 2012, 10:28:10 pm
Quote from: epl on July 19, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
Quote from: Surgeon on July 19, 2012, 09:47:51 pm
I opened it to a random page and read the first sentence on the page. Was something along the lines of "I'm going to fuck you on the couch right now. For my pleasure, not yours".....

wut.

You do realise this is the "Jokes thread"? Not "Share your recent internet search history thread!".

Well, I thought it was quite funny that when I opened the book and turned to a random page, that's the first sentence I read.

Don't see the humour in it? I don't care!

What humour?

Do I really need to explain my sense of humour to you?
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #953 on: July 19, 2012, 10:34:32 pm »
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Quote from: Surgeon on July 19, 2012, 10:28:10 pm
Quote from: epl on July 19, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
Quote from: Surgeon on July 19, 2012, 09:47:51 pm
I opened it to a random page and read the first sentence on the page. Was something along the lines of "I'm going to fuck you on the couch right now. For my pleasure, not yours".....

wut.

You do realise this is the "Jokes thread"? Not "Share your recent internet search history thread!".

Well, I thought it was quite funny that when I opened the book and turned to a random page, that's the first sentence I read.

Don't see the humour in it? I don't care!
Chill out dude he was joking :)



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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #954 on: July 19, 2012, 10:49:19 pm »
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Quote from: epl on July 19, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
You do realise this is the "Jokes thread"? Not "Share your recent internet search history thread!".

This is such a good idea for a thread. On the other hand I don't think I really want to know...
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #955 on: July 19, 2012, 11:05:23 pm »
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The shit that comes out of George Bush's mouth.
Throw food on your family!
Make the pie higher!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8
(On that note, is there any way to make the video play in your comment on atarnotes?)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #956 on: July 20, 2012, 12:03:49 am »
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Quote from: brenden on July 19, 2012, 11:05:23 pm
The shit that comes out of George Bush's mouth.
Throw food on your family!
Make the pie higher!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8
(On that note, is there any way to make the video play in your comment on atarnotes?)

+1 George Bush's stupidity has provided countless hours of entertainment for many people.

Now we could potentially deal with Mitt Romney's stupidity if he wins the election come November:





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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #957 on: July 20, 2012, 02:21:00 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #958 on: July 20, 2012, 07:17:50 am »
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Oh fyrefly, my sweet summer child...
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #959 on: July 20, 2012, 07:29:22 am »
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Quote from: epl on July 19, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
Quote from: Surgeon on July 19, 2012, 09:47:51 pm
I opened it to a random page and read the first sentence on the page. Was something along the lines of "I'm going to fuck you on the couch right now. For my pleasure, not yours".....

wut.

You do realise this is the "Jokes thread"? Not  "Share your recent internet search history thread!".
You do realise that he was referring to the book 50 shades of grey....  ::)
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