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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #990 on: July 22, 2012, 12:47:08 am »
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I'm going to hell for this...

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No shit, this happened to my dad once at the airport when he was mad drunk, I was convinced it was him on the gif and couldn't stop laughing, until i found the full youtube video and realised it wasn't him... what a shame.
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« Reply #991 on: July 22, 2012, 11:38:08 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #992 on: July 22, 2012, 11:52:38 am »
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« Reply #993 on: July 22, 2012, 03:26:51 pm »
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« Reply #994 on: July 22, 2012, 03:27:37 pm »
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Vodka in a vodka bottle? :D

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« Reply #995 on: July 22, 2012, 03:43:40 pm »
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« Reply #996 on: July 22, 2012, 05:12:31 pm »
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HAHAHAHA!!! :D
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« Reply #997 on: July 22, 2012, 05:57:09 pm »
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I laughed.


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« Reply #998 on: July 23, 2012, 11:11:46 am »
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Is it just me, because I dont see it...^
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« Reply #999 on: July 23, 2012, 01:28:49 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1000 on: July 23, 2012, 02:27:20 pm »
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Is it just me, because I dont see it...^

If you're not being sarcastic, then it's an ad for the PM's public chatting arrangement, which happens to appear before the actual Youtube video about the annoying orange. I bolded the key words. It's pretty mean though.
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« Reply #1001 on: July 23, 2012, 02:39:05 pm »
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« Reply #1004 on: July 23, 2012, 07:19:04 pm »
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