DUDES I HAVE 10 000 WORDS DUE IN LIKE FIVE HOURS.
I wrote that piece but it's like 300 words over so I have to cut that out then I have to think of a title for this one, think of a title for my PR piece and redraft it, think of a title for my PNA piece and redraft it, redraft my op-ed and my magazine profile and write my new media promotional idea.
Then I have to cut 300 words out of my history essay, proofread it and fix my referencing.
Then I have to cut 200 words out of my culture essay, proofread it.
Then I'm going to Uni, I'm gonna hand this shit in, I'm gonna get a venti hazlenut double shot latte and then I'm going to get back on the train, get on a bus, get inside my house and begin my psychology revision for the three hour exam in 4 days.
Also my piece was, yes, about dressing up as a geisha but I did so in Gion when I went to Japan - it's a tourist attraction there, you can go and be dressed in expensive kimonos and have your makeup done by professionals and get your photos taken in a 100 year old machiya.
PRETTY SWEET RIGHT!
Yep not really but I'm not interesting enough to have any better ideas so I had to bullshit my way through this one.