Your favourite quotes!

[RainerWolfram]

Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.

[Hutchoo]

'Tis a good book.

[RainerWolfram]

Forrest Gump, my favourite movie:

Jenny Curran: Do you ever dream, Forrest, about who you're gonna be?
Forrest Gump: Who I'm gonna be?
Jenny Curran: Yeah.
Forrest Gump: Aren't-aren't I going to be me?

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump: You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life.

[Inside Out]

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

[wildareal]

"I don't want you to be a can't, I want you to be a can!"-Said by my Congolese Latin Teacher-Absolute Legend!

[Hutchoo]

HAHAHA! That reminds me of my math teacher.

•    "Don't be afraid of da numba, cause da numba afraid of you"
  
   
•   "Think rationally, go back to basics!"

Best maths teacher evar!
Thick Asian accent = Win

[TrueLight]

"Government is good at one thing. It knows how to cripple you, hand you a crutch, and then tell you that you couldn't walk without government."

or a variation of it

the government is an expert at crippling you and then handing you a crutch and saying 'you see without me you couldn't walk'

BROWNE, HARRY, 1996 Libertarian candidate for President of the US, in his acceptance speech at the nominating convention, July 1996

[Roflmao]

"Why do some live to die, and some die to live" - Forgot who from lol

[Cianyx]

"All I want is bitches, big booty bitches"

[Hutchoo]

"Struttin' that ass"

[Mr Edwards]

'Knowledge equals power' however 'with great power comes great responsibility'.

[Aqualim]

"All I want is bitches, big booty bitches"

Haha all I though of was the youtube video.
'Big booty bitches, big big booty bitches, AHHH!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA

[matt123]

"If your wife gets drunk , hide the scissors " - 2009 PE TEACHER mr Kline.

[Mr Edwards]

"No pressure, no diamonds".

[m@tty]

"All I want is bitches, big booty bitches"

Haha all I though of was the youtube video.
'Big booty bitches, big big booty bitches, AHHH!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA

Exactly what I thought of.

Hilarious.