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ChairmanMao

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Lame Jokes
« on: October 20, 2010, 10:50:21 pm »
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I'll start it off.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 10:52:56 pm »
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What is the religion of a woman who had a sex-change operation. A HeThen
.... my eyes are tearing
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 10:56:21 pm »
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LOL.

What's a TV show with horses in it? Neighhhhbours.
What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaayyyy. ;)
Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tyred.
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 11:10:00 pm »
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Whats a pirate's favourite element?
Arrrrrrrgggoonnn
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 11:38:40 pm »
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A horse walks into a bar, bartender asks "why the long face".

Come on people continue the lame jokes, you're all doing fabulously so far!
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 11:49:22 pm »
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What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 10:29:56 am »
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe.
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 12:12:21 pm »
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.

What do you calla  boomerang that doesnt work?
a stick.

Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work.

Did you hear about the two ants on the toilet seat?
One of them got pissed off.

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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 12:56:10 pm »
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Why did the donkey cross the road?
chickens day off.

what do you call Australias  prime minister

a rangaaaa
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2010, 01:21:36 pm »
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the title of this article
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 01:24:15 pm »
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Quote from: ninwa on October 21, 2010, 01:21:36 pm
the title of this article
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg all aspects of the article are just so wrong
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 07:48:23 pm »
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 07:51:07 pm »
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Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because his mum threw a fridge at him.
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Re: Lame Jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2010, 12:29:30 am »
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pretttttty sure some journo got bored and decided to have some fun
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