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Engrish
« on: December 07, 2010, 02:20:41 pm »
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Have they thought of using Google translate?
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 02:21:15 pm »
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lolololol hahaha
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2010, 02:23:45 pm »
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  A shop somewhere in Asia (forgotten where) had a sign saying "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 02:29:06 pm »
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I loved the breakfast menus in Taiwan.

"Fried chicken platoon" and "squid with botany" ftw.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 02:32:59 pm »
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  Not that you have to go to Asia to get lost in translation. Someone I know saw the following on the menu at a hotel in Austria: "Try the tart of the house. She is very good."
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 02:45:28 pm »
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Quote from: combob on December 07, 2010, 02:32:59 pm

  Not that you have to go to Asia to get lost in translation. Someone I know saw the following on the menu at a hotel in Austria: "Try the tart of the house. She is very good."
That wasn't a mistake. It was Oktoberfest
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 02:46:58 pm »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2010, 02:49:38 pm »
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I love Springvale!


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Great memories <3
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2010, 03:02:51 pm »
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lolol
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2010, 03:04:46 pm »
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The one time you don't want to reach for the fire extinguisher ..
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2010, 03:09:39 pm »
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA these are great :D
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2010, 03:18:04 pm »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2010, 03:34:45 pm »
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^^LOL! These are gold!
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2010, 03:36:03 pm »
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My engrish is so powerful =D
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2010, 04:37:55 pm »
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