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Re: Engrish
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2010, 04:38:41 pm »
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it's funny because the Chink writing in the toilet one about the wife actually specifies that 'your wife' would have to come clean :P
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2010, 04:42:59 pm »
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Quote from: Chavi on December 07, 2010, 02:20:41 pm
Have they thought of using Google translate?

This is what happens when they rely on that.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2010, 04:57:43 pm »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2010, 05:04:04 pm »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2010, 05:07:42 pm »
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Quote from: shinny on December 07, 2010, 04:42:59 pm
This is what happens when they rely on that.

Lol, that is amazingly funny
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2010, 05:12:39 pm »
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Quote from: chansthename on December 07, 2010, 05:07:42 pm
Quote from: shinny on December 07, 2010, 04:42:59 pm
This is what happens when they rely on that.

Lol, that is amazingly funny
It took me like 15 seconds to get it, does that make me retarded? :P
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2010, 05:14:11 pm »
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Quote from: _avO on December 07, 2010, 05:12:39 pm
Quote from: chansthename on December 07, 2010, 05:07:42 pm
Quote from: shinny on December 07, 2010, 04:42:59 pm
This is what happens when they rely on that.

Lol, that is amazingly funny
It took me like 15 seconds to get it, does that make me retarded? :P

Took me a while to get it too actually.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2010, 05:15:07 pm »
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Too funny :)
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2010, 05:16:14 pm »
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Quote from: _avO on December 07, 2010, 05:12:39 pm
Quote from: chansthename on December 07, 2010, 05:07:42 pm
Quote from: shinny on December 07, 2010, 04:42:59 pm
This is what happens when they rely on that.

Lol, that is amazingly funny
It took me like 15 seconds to get it, does that make me retarded? :P
LOL. Don't worry, same thing happened with me.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2010, 05:19:10 pm »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2010, 05:20:06 pm »
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I would literally start rolling around on the floor laughing if I saw what TT posted in a restaurant :P
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2010, 06:07:53 pm »
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Quote from: combob on December 07, 2010, 02:23:45 pm

  A shop somewhere in Asia (forgotten where) had a sign saying "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

How kind of them. It sounds like something a crazed criminal would say to his victim.

Quote from: TrueTears on December 07, 2010, 02:46:58 pm
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You do what to the duck.

Quote from: Chavi on December 07, 2010, 03:04:46 pm
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The one time you don't want to reach for the fire extinguisher ..

Yeah.

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2010, 06:25:22 pm »
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omg i haven't laughed so hard today looking at these pictures. especially the fuck the duck one. thank you!
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2010, 08:34:32 pm »
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haha that adds a new dimension to the phrase "HOOOLLYYYY DUCK. FUCK."

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2010, 09:01:14 pm »
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http://www.engrish.com/

Can someone who speaks better Chinese than I do explain to me how the HECK the fire extinguisher translates to "hand grenade?!"
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