Okay. I still can't log in. I can't get through online or on the phone and I've already sent an email to stop 1.
I live too far from uni to go in now (+ what happens if it starts working and im travelling)
going to be there at 9am tomorrow morning
I'm in exactly the same boat, but I doubt there's anything they can do there. Just have to wait it out, and then spam email all my subject coordinators or the student centre when my classes inevitably fill up -.-
If it's not fixed by later this afternoon/evening, then it probably is worth going in to see them though.
For those who are equally miserable and seeking schadenfreude, the
Unimelb twitter feed is currently deflecting some pretty harsh feedback

They keep linking to this site telling people to limit their attempts to a single page (i.e. not have half a dozen browser tabs or continually refresh them) but I've had this one log in portal stuck for an hour and a half prior to 12:30, and now another hour from 1-2 with it chucking up errors every fifteen minutes *sigh*