AN Meet 2013/14^
Is anyone going to the ATARnotes meet up on Monday at Flagstaff Gardens? LeviLamp, simpak and I will be there. Outnumbered by Monash students.
I spent a lovely few hours in front of Rowden White Library yesterday night with a fascinating individual. A PhD student in genetics. Rub on tattoos, origami, tried to push him into wom*n's room, etc. We leave our belongings unattended for a few minutes to get a coffee and when we return, my laptop is GONE. VANISHED. NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
I have a nervous breakdown. I sprint to Union House security, where a tired security guard nods. He lectures me repeatedly that there's nothing they can do, you should never leave your belongings unattended, this event occurs all the time. Especially at libraries. I follow him to the elevator and while informing me that laptops are the most commonly stolen items on campus, he unlocks a door. Neatly tucked underneath a table in the storeroom is MY LAPTOP. He hands it to me and says he placed it there for safekeeping, and that he hopes I learnt my lesson. I hugged him repeatedly and yelled that I would never do it again and that I had learnt the true meaning of Christmas. He even looked a bit like Santa.
TL;DR: I was trolled by the Union House security guard.