The arty Southbank campus is pretty nice btw! Denizens seem warmer than at Parkville. The majority of windows double as mirrors so we can gaze at ourselves a lot. And all the men wear tight pants. Downside: the coffee in the nearest cafes taste bitter (that may be me, after training as a barista for a bit most coffee now tastes bitter), everyone is too sleepy atm to open before 9:15 AM and my swipe card doesn't work so I have to tail the maintenance guys all shifty like.
Another upside: the road in front of the painting studios doesn't allow cars, so if police want to cut through it they can only ride through the road using ponies. Ponies in adorable stripey socks. And one of the ponies looked at me and I waved at the pony and it was the best.