Prior to the exam I ensure that I eat a good breakfast of almonds and raw spinach to ensure maximum concentration during the exam. Then, I ensure that I meditate for half an hour to become calm and focused. After this, I rub a mixture of lime juice, olive oil and the ground leaves of a West Saharan mink tree on my genitals until they become numb. This helps to ensure maximum energy flow to the brain and a feeling of being completely powerful and content.
I then walk to school, fin a quite place and enter a deep meditative state whereby I allow my spirit to travel to the exam room and complete the exam before anyone has entered the room. This usually takes 3-4 minutes, after which time I walk calmly to the examination room, sit before my paper and stare into the depths of the examiner's soul, willing them to give in to the awesome power of Satan.
The exam finishes and I transform into a flying lizard to complete my journey home.