Dux speech jokes

[Special At Specialist]

Hey guys, what up?

*Awkward silence for 5-10 seconds*

Okay as I was saying...

[abd123]

opening line:

'I won't lie to you guys, I longed for this more than a hyperbola longs for the sweet touch of its asymptote'

Hmmm, his speaking to a younger audience they may be like year 7 to 10s that won't understand what a 'hyberbola' and 'asymptote' is.
So i wouldn't think that would be a good idea for that joke for targeting younger kids (7-10).

Its really good though , the senior students (future i.e. yr 11/12s), science teachers and maths teachers will have a good laugh on that good joke you've made.

Op perhaps throw in "Drinking all the energy drinks day and night has made of what i've became without it i wouldn't be standing here" dunno if its relevant & funny

Hope I helped . 

[MicroShift]

It would be a crime not to use Nirbaan's hilarious joke.

[Sellingman]

opening line:

'I won't lie to you guys, I longed for this more than a hyperbola longs for the sweet touch of its asymptote'

Honestly, 90% of your school will think you're an absolute faggot if you say this.

[Sellingman]

I found it funny, but majority will think you're a fag.

[nubs]

Nah you wouldn't understand my school, trust

[aes_999]

Nice opening line, but IMO not even smart MHS cohorts would laugh at this.
Then again, I expect them to be entertained with more...let's just say
'crude' jokes.

[nubs]

no seriously, for our year 12 assembly we impersonated teachers and did rap battles, Chemistry V Maths etc, huge hit

trust me,

[Special At Specialist]

no seriously, for our year 12 assembly we impersonated teachers and did rap battles, Chemistry V Maths etc, huge hit

trust me,

Yeah some people at my school did that in year 8 camp for their red faces act, but then the teachers impersonated the students