Okay, here is the "teewreck" selection for a special night out

. Three PREMIUM drinks for when you want to go out, and drink something (relatively) nice.
Vodka Cloudy Apple
There's been a new event in your life, and you want to celebrate. Being the poor high school/uni student you are, you can't afford to just buy an expensive bottle of wine and be done with it. Yet perhaps this is something important, and you're feeling a bit too classy for the good ol' goon sack. Well let me introduce this beauty - the Voon sack. At a flask-sized 11 standard drinks, it's bound to get you spinning and the delicious flavours will make you feel a step above those tasteless bogans drinking their $9 for 2L "fruity" goon. Step above the game and drink Voon today, or forever be known as that other "pov" kid drinking from his or her sack of shame.
Rekorderlig Cider
Sometimes you want to drink beer and have a barbie and vandalize your local white fence. And sometimes you want to go out and not be a derelict hobo. For the latter option, drink rekorderlig. This slightly more expensive (yet also more delicious) cider will get your tastebuds tingling as you amp up for a night of no-good tomfoolery and shenanigans. Be warned however; after drinking this delightful cider you won't want to go back to your trashy VB or Carlton Draught, and that might start getting expensive!
Sambuca
Popularized by Australian icon and all around super star Jaydos, this delicious licorice flavoured drink is exactly what you need for a big night out. At $50 for 21 standard drinks, it's the premium drink to split with a friend and enjoy. Perfect for pres or clubbing, you know that when you drink Sambuca shit is going to get REAL.
Enjoy my selection, and drink responsibly

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