Most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[SDPHD]

Went out to bat in the nets without a box on.

Had to sacrifice my hands, thighs, dignity etc. to protect my future children.

Never again.

[playsimme]

My friend asked me to smell the cheese and I smelt it My poor nose!!!!

[Fishyiscool]

My friend asked me to smell the cheese and I smelt it My poor nose!!!!

If cheese-smelling was the most idiotic thing I've ever done.... I'd be a really smart person.

[Hodgeyhodgey]

Did VCE.

[playsimme]

My friend asked me to smell the cheese and I smelt it My poor nose!!!!

If cheese-smelling was the most idiotic thing I've ever done.... I'd be a really smart person.

it was the type of cheese which exists on the palms and when smelt is followed by a punch directly on the nostrils

[eeps]

Went out to bat in the nets without a box on.

Had to sacrifice my hands, thighs, dignity etc. to protect my future children.

Never again.

Letting my grandma play on my Runescape account. She got my character killed and I lost all my Rune armour.

Never again.

[aes_999]

^Nice. Suffice to say YOU didn't play RS again.

[aiming_95]

Change the channel while this tennis game is going on OMG :O WATTA GAME !

[xdecay]

In Switzerland at the moment and the locals here speak French so it's difficult for me to communicate with them. Anyway, I went to the gym for a group yoga class yesterday and specifically informed the instructor to speak to me in English if I was doing anything wrong. For a good portion of the class she was shouting 'HEINIES' (english slang for 'ass') on top of her lungs many many times and I couldn't stop cracking up but at the same time ignored it because I thought she was speaking to the others. 30 minutes later she walked over to my spot and shouted 'HEINIES' again while yanking my entire lower body up above in the air and that was when I realized all the while she was trying to say 'high knees'.

That's the most idiotic thing I've done recently that I can think of right now. loljokes, I enrolled into Arts.

[John President]

At a primary school swimming sports once I got dressed after swimming by the pool, in an area with HUNDREDS of students from my own school and from other schools - still not even sure why I humiliated myself in this way.

[DisaFear]

I was young. My friend was over at my house. He was NOT eating his dinner, under any circumstance
I grabbed the phone, when no-one was looking, and called the police
Lucky we just got off on a warning ^_^

[pi]

I was young. My friend was over at my house. He was NOT eating his dinner, under any circumstance
I grabbed the phone, when no-one was looking, and called the police
Lucky we just got off on a warning ^_^

LOL, I remember when a mate of mine did that in primary school when the teacher put him in the "naughty corner". She went off somewhere and he dialled 000 to report her and get her arrested for "being mean"

I think the teacher ended up getting a warning though...

[nemolala]

At our school library, I was looking at those Library detection gates by the exit door..(I don't know what they're called) and I thought "If I was to hold a book over my head and walk out, this thing should not beep"

So I grabbed a book off the shelf and held it high over my head and had to kick the door opened lol. I went through and obviously it didn't beep. And as I did not intend on just stealing the book or anything I turned back and found my librarian watching me, her arms crossed. She wasn't the least bit impressed, and it looked really dumb on my behalf.

So I just said " I'm only testing out my idea Mrs.".

[abd123]

Two things.

1) Realising I am a boy or an male at the age of 9, I've always thought that I was a girl.
2) Going to the girls toilet by accident.

[happycat]

Once I went to the fish shop, ordered fish and chips gave them $20 and forgot the change. I've been beating myself up everyday since then, oh how could I?