Most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[xdecay]

I was young. My friend was over at my house. He was NOT eating his dinner, under any circumstance
I grabbed the phone, when no-one was looking, and called the police
Lucky we just got off on a warning ^_^

I rang the Kids Helpline once when I got lost walking around a suburb in the middle of woop woop. I legitimately thought they were really kind people just helping out kids with ALL problems.

[pi]

Another stupid thing I've done was getting kicked out of Werribee Myer after me and a mate dressed up as shop assistants and gave a few people the wrong info on where stuff was for about an hour. That was probably the most idiotic thing I've ever done, and the senior assistants were really mad.

(the one I most regret was the RMIT/badminton one I mentioned before, I didn't regret this one coz it was so LOL)

[blank]

okay ANOTHER incident about my old mobile...i thought i lost it when i went out (this was before i lost it in my bag) so i had to retrace my steps. i wasnt wearing my glasses and my two sisters werent either so we had to look really closely. my old mobile is purple and i saw something purple across the street and it was shiny too. So all three of us crossed and bent down to check if that purple thing on the ground was my phone. It was a cadbury dairymilk wrapper.

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY GLASSES

[Mariammm]

Another one of my many bimbo moments ...
My friend was doing that awkward turtle thing with her hands because the class was silent..
And in the loudest voice I ask, 'do you do that with your upper or lower thumbs?'
*face palm*

One other time, I couldn't be bothered getting a towel to put the hot iron on, while I was straightening my hair- I thought it would be alright to just rest it on my thigh for a few seconds until I got the next strand of hair ... A 250 degree hot straightener - I have a scar to remind me of my stupidity

[Camo]

Another one of my many bimbo moments ...
My friend was doing that awkward turtle thing with her hands because the class was silent..
And in the loudest voice I ask, 'do you do that with your upper or lower thumbs?'
*face palm*

One other time, I couldn't be bothered getting a towel to put the hot iron on, while I was straightening my hair- I thought it would be alright to just rest it on my thigh for a few seconds until I got the next strand of hair ... A 250 degree hot straightener - I have a scar to remind me of my stupidity

Lol, girl I know stepped on hers. Don't know how common this is.

[Mariammm]

I stepped on my straightener last night... Another thing I left on the floor next to my bed
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'

[icecream]

we were doing an exam and then the bell went for home time so we had to put our chairs up and then hand in the exam papers. i think i was too busy putting my chair up so i didnt remember to give my exam paper in. and then i just walked out of the room and started complaining about the exam to other people. only when i got to my locker did i realise that i still hadnt handed in my exam paper. ==

[jane1234]

I stepped on my straightener last night... Another thing I left on the floor next to my bed
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'

I once clamped my straightener on the side of my jaw... now THAT was painful....

[Mariammm]

I stepped on my straightener last night... Another thing I left on the floor next to my bed
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'

I once clamped my straightener on the side of my jaw... now THAT was painful....

I've damaged my ear, forehead, chin, foot, scalp and thigh... But how did you manage to do that??

[jane1234]

I stepped on my straightener last night... Another thing I left on the floor next to my bed
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'

I once clamped my straightener on the side of my jaw... now THAT was painful....

I've cause damage to my ear, forehead, chin, foot, scalp and thigh... But how did you manage to do that??

I wasn't looking at a mirror so instead of clamping the piece of hair, I got my jaw instead :|
Haha yeah I get the 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?' a lot too...

[nemolala]

Omg girls that's so bad! The one time I stupidly burnt myself was in chem class.

We were doing a prac and I had to hold a test tube over the bunsen burner flame while it heated the thing up. I was also holding that test tube with tongs right...so i had to transfer the really hot tube into its stand..But stupidly I grabbed it with my other hand(I wasn't wearing a glove either) to put in the stand..so i just burnt myself

I still ask why the hell did I do that

[SDPHD]

We were doing a prac and I had to hold a test tube over the bunsen burner flame while it heated the thing up. I was also holding that test tube with tongs right...so i had to transfer the really hot tube into its stand..But stupidly I grabbed it with my other hand(I wasn't wearing a glove either) to put in the stand..so i just burnt myself

Speaking of Chem and test tubes, this one time we were heating some crap up in a test tube and we were meant to take it off the heat right before it boiled, but for some reason, one of my friends decided to keep his on the heat...

Then all of a sudden all this boiling hot purple liquid started ejaculating out of his test tube, narrowly missing me and landing all over my Chem workbook with a fizzing sound and bubbling as it slowly seeped through the pages.

So in retaliation, I grabbed my test tube, held it over over the flame, waited for it to boil, tried to ejaculate it all over him, missed him and in fury, poured it all over his workbook instead.

Checkmate.

[pi]

tried to ejaculate it all over him, missed him and in fury, poured it all over his workbook instead.

Checkmate.

Interesting wording here

[happycat]

In my chen class, I volunteered to prepare some filter paper. Instead of using lead pencil, I used a pen instead. I was told off by one of my colleagues and I asked why not pen? It reacts he said. Duh. Oops. This some lady gave me a look and the whole class embarassed me seeing that everyone else used lead pencil.

[John President]

Several years ago, I mimicked that Andy Griffiths book and tried to fill my shower with as much water as possible.

The water that seeped out ended up covering the bathroom, toilet and most of the laundry floor to a depth of about 40mm.

My parents were like "John President, I can't believe you would be this stupid"