Why the buggery is anyone even suggesting philosophy when the OP stated history does not interest him/her?
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Thought I would actually write a response to the OP. Your post itself is verbose and reeks of hubris, which is not always bad; however, when you are asking for advice and have so adamantly dismissed anything with historical or true literary merit, it makes the task difficult. Your writing style is probably very good, but if you are conveying no ideas or presenting no case, nobody is interested. It is all theatrics and lacking the essential substance or flesh. English is very basic and is not really asking for you to do any higher order thinking; it requires you to extricate some very general ideas and embody them in some contexts or to make a meaningful interpretation of a prompt - basically forcing a text to fit into the parameters of the prompt. Literature is more free and is about the discussion of potentials. You are not encouraged to rejig a work so that it fits your personal views, but it is a personal examination that must be justified within the text and be feasible. Some interpretations just will not float, no matter what wonderful embellished terminology you employ.
Philosophy is a literary discipline for the most part. It requires a love of historical ideas and its context. It is not purely about generally stripping away some principle - although this does occur after you have analyzed the context and background. It is about entertaining the ideas of a philosopher, their associated texts, and applying them to a problem or examining the issues raised. You will not get away with your style of writing if you cannot substantiate it; leading a reader down a path of beautifully strung one-liners devoid of all substantiation, will be eviscerated. No astute reader in philosophy will let you get away with colourful prose, and in fact want you to be more prosaic in your persuasion. There is also a known and active dislike for rhetoric/sophism in such a discipline. As stated before, succint and coherent (admittedly, even I have trouble with this at times).
I just want a subject that will embrace my affinity for written and verbal expression, with potential use down the track if I need to write reports/obtain grant money for research/etc.
Nobody will grant you money if you stand up on a stage and talk anything like you just posted. Well, not in a scientific community setting. I believe that UoM even holds sessions with PhD students where they have competitions to convey their ideas simply for the lay community. Your verbosity will not win you research points or funding. Economical elegance is what I wish to work towards, although I know this post - and many others of mine on here - are not examples of such.
(Really, I wish you just loved history and literary works!)
Yeah the unreasonable detesting of the literary lifeblood was just to make the message clear that I want to really avert essentially everything that has to do with an Art's degree and just be highly selective. Verbosity got me a 48 in English, despite all my mentors arguments that my language was too convoluted.
But that's the thing, I want to learn to write flawlessly like you and EZ do. I'm halfway there by VCE standards and I just want to continue that without delving into the historical/theological elements (and all that jazz) which work in tandem with beautiful English expression to create an Arts degree.
If the OP was going to do a pure arts degree, his attitude would be a worry. but just some arts tracks? I don't think he needs to embrace all the different critical stances you'd need if you were doing an english major. Isn't uni english is more like vce lit anyway? he might not be aware of that. Examining Oedipus Rex through freud or Moby Dick through feminism isn't everyone'sanyone's cup of tea.
You could even argue that it's a good thing to be skeptical about the received wisdom presented to you at uni. so long as you approach it critically and not with simple hostility.
Firstly this this is exactly what I'm wanting to avoid - analysing texts in ways which I think are pointless and don't achieve anything. Analysing texts in general just isn't appealing to me. I don't like history, to put it simply, and it's never taken my fancy. Except for maybe a bit of mild interest in 20th century and postmodernism, but even then it's never been more than a few hours trawling through wikipedia articles that are largely inaccessible to me anyway having not studied anything surrounding it.
And to the second comment, that's very true. I don't necessarily agree with everything I wrote in the OP, but I definitely find such study tedious and boring and at times I'm sceptical of whether an authors intended everything in this way and that. Actually, scratch that - make that all the time. I just don't like analysing texts; and when I couple that with an ignorance of Historical, Romantic, Gothic, and other facets of Arts subjects tend to weasel their way into the mix, the text drowns in farce.... It's all a bit airy and chimerical, and essentially if you repeated 90% of it to someone who wasn't doing an Art's degree, they'd gawp at you and ask why you're bothering to waste your time talking complete shit. But then again, that can be said for a lot of things. I just happen to belong to the other demographic who doesn't see any value in it, and I guess that just means I'm unlucky.
Random NB: the thing that killed lit for me and made my mind up that it was just blowing a simple story with some simple morals way out of proportion was when our teacher shoved the 'Sublime' down our throats as we were reading Frankenstein. this is not some powerful deity that strikes fear into the hearts of man - whoever decided that was a crazy old crackpot, and shame on him for it manifested into the banality of my VCE lit classes, when I realised that lit wasn't for me.
Why not take another language?
I am, read the OP
Why not take another language?
That's so random!
LOL!
Why is that random? Given all the OP's reservations about humanities subjects, and considering the usefulness of languages in general, this seems like a pretty good idea even if it wasn't outlined explicitly by the OP...
Because he's already doing a language, Russian, so it seems that he wants to do something else that's not a language as his breadth.
Mmmm on that, Viva, you should probably look more into how DipLangs work. I'm pretty sure that if you're going to do any language, Russian or otherwise, you need to cross-credit your two breadth subjects first year (even if you intend to accelerate) so you wont have any non-language breadths anyway.
Oh fck me, I will look into that. I was initially planning to cross credit my first two years of russian and then cheat my way into a Diploma of Languages at the start of third year getting cross credited for the whole 50 points initially, but then people reccomended me to continue on with my English studies. If you're right, then that sucks ass for me. I'll find out tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up, man.