Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity.

[CaiTheHuman]

Everyone keeps getting pissed off me when I'm like

Me :"Omg i think i failed the SAC"
Teacher "you got the highest in the class"
Class : *cringe*.

[Callum]

My friend: You're so gay!
Teacher: Stop being racist.

...

[Mao]

Just spotted on facebook (from a friend who is pregnant):

How does a woman with a 10 year old need a 'baby and prams' car park more than a pregnant woman?

[nisha]

What do you do at an English exam?

facepalm

[paulsterio]

http://www.theage.com.au/world/a-forced-abortion-for-a-mother-who-failed-to-sign-a-form-20120615-20eu6.html

[ligands]

a kid at my school 'a baby isn't alive until it starts speaking'
he also tapes all his classes at school and watches them at home...

[paulsterio]

a kid at my school 'a baby isn't alive until it starts speaking'
he also tapes all his classes at school and watches them at home...

wtf :\

[ligands]

a kid at my school 'a baby isn't alive until it starts speaking'
he also tapes all his classes at school and watches them at home...

wtf :\

thats what everyone said when he said it haha, even the teacher thought he was complete toss

[paulsterio]

Ok, the second part about recording classes, well that's borderline OK, it just makes him a big nerd

But the first thing, wtf? :\

[ligands]

Ok, the second part about recording classes, well that's borderline OK, it just makes him a big nerd

But the first thing, wtf? :\

hes the worst human i know, another person at my school thought you could grow penis's as boobs if you got the wrong genetic mutation

[paulsterio]

What kind of school do you go to? :\

[brenden]

hes the worst human i know, another person at my school thought you could grow penis's as boobs if you got the wrong genetic mutation

LOL WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMYGOD. PENIS BOOBS. OH JESUS HAVE MERCY

[paulsterio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJID3hHYqhk&feature=player_embedded#!

[Russ]

naww, that wouldn't work embryologically, but I don't think it really is thaaat stupid, it's pseudological if you haven't studied that sort of thing before

[Flying Emu]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/pigeon-held-on-suspicion-of-spying/story-e6frf7jx-1225872756296

INDIAN police are holding a pigeon under armed guard after it was caught on an alleged spying mission for arch rival and neighbour Pakistan.
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The white-coloured bird was found by a local resident in India's Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, and taken to a police station 40km from the capital Amritsar.

The pigeon had a ring around its foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on its body in red ink.

Police officer Ramdas Jagjit Singh Chahal told the Press Trust of India (PTI) news agency that they suspected the pigeon may have landed on Indian soil from Pakistan with a message, although no trace of a note has been found.

Officials have directed that no one should be allowed to visit the pigeon, which police say may have been on a "special mission of spying".

The bird has been medically examined and was being kept in an air-conditioned room under police guard.

Senior officers have asked to be kept updated on the situation three times a day, PTI said.

Mr Chahal said local pigeon fanciers in the sensitive border area had told police that Pakistani pigeons were easily identifiable as they look different from Indian ones, according to the Indian Express newspaper.