What are some of your 'weird' habits?

[TrueTears]

When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.

wow.. you're hilarious LOL

personally i have a question

have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?

im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?

Hmmm, I think I only achieved a 7 or higher once in my life, I ate a lot of sodium-based stuff that time and I usually go poop when its midnight just before or around when I hit the bed. But once I'm all cozy in bed, I really cannot be bothered to get up and spend around 5 or so minutes in the toilet to do such a task (need beauty sleep)
. So therefore, I usually try to poop in the mornings but unfortunately I woke up late on the following morning and had to rush my breakfast which was porridge before I had to go school. And let me tell you... eating porridge does not help at all -.- So anyway, i'm in school learning what an ionic bond is and that bobs my uncle in maths , getting the urge to poo desperately (you know that stomach ache feeling that you get when you have semi-diarrhoea) and heaven forbids me to sit  in my school toilet seat, thats just like asking for tinea to grow on my ass like its some agar plate.

SO anyway, after all this bs, i go home , my urges to poo die down but comes up every now and then, so just as I go take a shower, I can feel a massive burn in my ass and I know that was going to be a 7 or higher rating fart followed by an immediate need to go poop.  Thank god toilets are right next to the showers because that poop was like world war 3. Did the most strenous exercise with my butt in my entire life on that fateful night.

So basically, dont eat a lot of junk food and poop whenever your body tells you to.

I cant remember the specifics but I think I ate a lot of crackers or something.

You sir, are a real life Pudge.



I bet your fart deals more damage than level 4 Rot.

[duhherro]

When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.

wow.. you're hilarious LOL

personally i have a question

have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?

im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?

Hmmm, I think I only achieved a 7 or higher once in my life, I ate a lot of sodium-based stuff that time and I usually go poop when its midnight just before or around when I hit the bed. But once I'm all cozy in bed, I really cannot be bothered to get up and spend around 5 or so minutes in the toilet to do such a task (need beauty sleep)
. So therefore, I usually try to poop in the mornings but unfortunately I woke up late on the following morning and had to rush my breakfast which was porridge before I had to go school. And let me tell you... eating porridge does not help at all -.- So anyway, i'm in school learning what an ionic bond is and that bobs my uncle in maths , getting the urge to poo desperately (you know that stomach ache feeling that you get when you have semi-diarrhoea) and heaven forbids me to sit  in my school toilet seat, thats just like asking for tinea to grow on my ass like its some agar plate.

SO anyway, after all this bs, i go home , my urges to poo die down but comes up every now and then, so just as I go take a shower, I can feel a massive burn in my ass and I know that was going to be a 7 or higher rating fart followed by an immediate need to go poop.  Thank god toilets are right next to the showers because that poop was like world war 3. Did the most strenous exercise with my butt in my entire life on that fateful night.

So basically, dont eat a lot of junk food and poop whenever your body tells you to.

I cant remember the specifics but I think I ate a lot of crackers or something.

You sir, are a real life Pudge.

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I bet your fart deals more damage than level 4 Rot.

Hoping I won't get nerfed then =]

[nacho]

On a side note, I gave a pat to my buttcheeks congratulating it on holding such an onslaught and if leonardo da vinci was still alive today and looked at the toilet bowl , he would have surely considered it a masterpiece.

you need to stop saying awesome things
i cant fit these all into my signature..

[Hutchoo]

When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.

wow.. you're hilarious LOL

personally i have a question

have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?

im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?

Hmmm, I think I only achieved a 7 or higher once in my life, I ate a lot of sodium-based stuff that time and I usually go poop when its midnight just before or around when I hit the bed. But once I'm all cozy in bed, I really cannot be bothered to get up and spend around 5 or so minutes in the toilet to do such a task (need beauty sleep)
. So therefore, I usually try to poop in the mornings but unfortunately I woke up late on the following morning and had to rush my breakfast which was porridge before I had to go school. And let me tell you... eating porridge does not help at all -.- So anyway, i'm in school learning what an ionic bond is and that bobs my uncle in maths , getting the urge to poo desperately (you know that stomach ache feeling that you get when you have semi-diarrhoea) and heaven forbids me to sit  in my school toilet seat, thats just like asking for tinea to grow on my ass like its some agar plate.

SO anyway, after all this bs, i go home , my urges to poo die down but comes up every now and then, so just as I go take a shower, I can feel a massive burn in my ass and I know that was going to be a 7 or higher rating fart followed by an immediate need to go poop.  Thank god toilets are right next to the showers because that poop was like world war 3. Did the most strenous exercise with my butt in my entire life on that fateful night.

So basically, dont eat a lot of junk food and poop whenever your body tells you to.

I cant remember the specifics but I think I ate a lot of crackers or something.

On a side note, I gave a pat to my buttcheeks congratulating it on holding such an onslaught and if leonardo da vinci was still alive today and looked at the toilet bowl , he would have surely considered it a masterpiece.

LOLOLOL. I wonder what your creative pieces are like for English

[ligands]

My TV's volume MUST be on even numbers.

mine has to be on intervals of 5, 5-10-15-20-25-30-35-40-45-50