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V Plates
« on: November 07, 2012, 04:56:22 pm »
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How much % of students who get an atar over 90, have already lost their V's ?
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 06:12:47 pm »
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Not sure if a detailed study has been done as to the personal matters of students, so don't expect accurate answers.
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 06:15:26 pm »
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An important message from a student who got 90+

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/guard-your-virginity-once-lost-its-its--gone-forever-20100130-n5g9.html

(literally the first thing I thought of when I read "V plates")

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Re: V Plates
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2012, 06:48:08 pm »
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How much % of students who get an atar over 90, have already lost their V's ?

Well let us first consider your proposition as a partial differential equation (for reasons which I am sure are obvious)

So, clearly the relation between ATAR (x) and virginity status (y) is quadrilinear and homeotropical, so it follows that



which gives the obvious 'trivial' solution of  but also as we convert to spherical coordinates we arrive at the degenerate solution of

This makes it clear that, unless we are operating around the edge of a quasi-ordered commutative ring, we need to modify the model to compensate for boundless diagonalizable convergence which I'm sure you covered around grade 4 (and I bet you told your teacher you'd never use it!).

So let us find which clearly is not degenerate about any of the eigenvectors of the coefficient matrix.

Substituting our value back into the first equation:

   where 


So then it follows (and I'm sure you can see where this is going)

that for   which is a very unstable function that fluctuates violently with changing x.

So it can thus be deduced that while there may appear to be a relationship between x and y, any attempt to convert this clearly ordinal collapsing function into coordinate systems in which there exist 3 spatial coordinates and 1 time coordinate would be a truly fruitless and futile undertaking.
                                                                                                                                                                                                       



edit: A bit of related light reading for the curious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruskal%27s_tree_theorem
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collapsing_function
« Last Edit: November 07, 2012, 06:50:13 pm by rife168 »
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2012, 06:49:02 pm »
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I like the cut of your jib rife168

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Re: V Plates
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2012, 01:49:09 pm »
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haahahahaha

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Re: V Plates
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2012, 02:02:23 pm »
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I don't know but I tend to find that a lot of people like to compensate for their lack of desired ATAR score by telling everyone they've had sex
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2012, 02:06:44 pm »
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... Why does this question even exist?
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2012, 02:57:29 pm »
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Someone once told me those who get 99.95 are too busy studying to even think about girls, let alone think about sex, or actually have sex.

x0x0x0x

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Re: V Plates
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2012, 03:20:57 pm »
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42%.
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2012, 04:01:47 pm »
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How much % of students who get an atar over 90, have already lost their V's ?

Alright we geddit people with ATAR > 90 can't get laid.
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2012, 04:52:35 pm »
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Just saying, 2 guys that I know who will get 99.95 (it's more likely for them to get 99.95 then 99.90, not even kidding) get laid more then most people I know.
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2012, 05:57:08 pm »
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Just saying, 2 guys that I know who will get 99.95 (it's more likely for them to get 99.95 then 99.90, not even kidding) get laid more then most people I know.

If MHS, I can think of one of those guys :P

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Re: V Plates
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2012, 06:15:37 pm »
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Just saying, 2 guys that I know who will get 99.95 (it's more likely for them to get 99.95 then 99.90, not even kidding) get laid more then most people I know.

If MHS, I can think of one of those guys :P

Yep MHS! They defy all stereotypes lol.
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Re: V Plates
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2012, 05:09:28 pm »
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Someone once told me those who get 99.95 are too busy studying to even think about girls, let alone think about sex, or actually have sex.

x0x0x0x

Cut the x0x0 and you can finally cop it.

Personally I hate those academic allrounders who regularly get both.
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