The Genie Game

[SING]

If that's a real wish, see if this helps:
MUTTS and Allocate+


Granted. MUTTS turns into a sausage dog and Allocate+ turns into Ticketek - "We'll allocate seats for you and there'll always be spares!"     Are they... easier to "use" now?

I'm sorry that was bullshit because I don't exactly know what MUTTS and Allocate+ are. All I know is that they have something to do with university timetabling.

I wish I were richer than I now am.

[treystorm]

I wish I were richer than I now am.

you shall be richer but you are now in the state of suicidal breakdown.

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i wish i always remain happy

[alondouek]

If that's a real wish, see if this helps:
MUTTS and Allocate+

haha cheers! MUTTS is still confusing as anything...

i wish i always remain happy

Granted - you have constant neural stimulation of the part of the brain that makes you happy. Over time, your body adapts to mitigate this effect and you can no longer feel, or at least identify, happiness 


EDIT: Forgot my wish; I wish I could afford to pay off my uni course full-fee.

[treystorm]

haha cheers! MUTTS is still confusing as anything...

Granted - you have constant neural stimulation of the part of the brain that makes you happy. Over time, your body adapts to mitigate this effect and you can no longer feel, or at least identify, happiness 

but than my wish isnt granted im not 'always' happy

[alondouek]

but than my wish isnt granted im not 'always' happy

You're still technically 'happy' - the neural processes are still occuring; your brain just doesn't acknowledge the feeling of happiness anymore. Don't argue with the genie

[zuko_rules!]

EDIT: Forgot my wish; I wish I could afford to pay off my uni course full-fee.

granted, but you will have to work as a house maid (wearing a dress) to pay off your uni debts, and you are unable to work as anything else until you have no more HECS installments (sorry!)

I wish i was the most attractive man on Earth (i couldnt think of anything more creative)

[treystorm]

EDIT: Forgot my wish; I wish I could afford to pay off my uni course full-fee.

wish granted... you pay your course and do well in your studies however on your last critical exam you get hit critically by a bus and get completely paralyzed for life. 

[SING]

I wish i was the most attractive man on Earth (i couldnt think of anything more creative)

Granted. You are the most attractive man on Earth, but you live alone in the desert with no one to recognise your attractiveness.

I wish my cold would go away. NOW.

[alondouek]

I wish my cold would go away. NOW.

Granted - but you know it'll be back. It always will be

I wish I had better sleeping patterns than I currently have.

[SING]

Granted. You will lapse into a good sleeping pattern for one day, then a bad sleeping pattern for another day and so on. This will entirely wreck your internal clock and you will end up with insomnia.

I wish I could save the world.

[alondouek]

you will end up with insomnia.

Why do you think I'm on AN at 2:45am? lol

Granted - you fight your evil clone in a battle to the death. The Age gives you a nice obituary, but they spell your name incorrectly.

[SING]

Granted - you fight your evil clone in a battle to the death. The Age gives you a nice obituary, but they spell your name incorrectly.

Wish?

[alondouek]

Wish?

Always forget that lol

I wish I could find the time to throw out some of my VCE stuff

[SING]

I wish I could find the time to throw out some of my VCE stuff

Granted. You lose the earnings you could have made by selling your books instead of chucking them.

Wish I didn't have holiday homework.

[treystorm]

granted, you didnt get any holiday HW and so on return to school you were given the same work with much less time to do.

i wish i get into UQ med.