VCE Year 12 Class of 2015

[odeaa]

the feels when you dont do english



i will keep you all in my prayers as i sleep the entire day wednesday

[paper-back]

how are you guys preparing for context?

I've got one piece that I've been adapting but that's all I've done ie. I haven't written anything new for exams and now I'm regretting it

All I've got is a few expository paragraphs

[warya]

the feels when you dont do english



i will keep you all in my prayers as i sleep the entire day wednesday

Fml I wish I was you
English is honestly the worst thing I've ever had to endure

[IndefatigableLover]

how are you guys preparing for context?

I've got one piece that I've been adapting but that's all I've done ie. I haven't written anything new for exams and now I'm regretting it

I'm preparing for a few scenarios... one is a piece which I've knuckled down over the year which I hope I can use according to the prompt given whilst another scenario is researching contemporary issues/ideas and utilising it in an expository piece since my main piece is creative (if the worse case scenario comes about in that I have no clue how to approach topic from my main piece in a creative way).
I'm just hoping that my Language Analysis doesn't let me down since it's the only section which I haven't significantly improved on I feel 

[GeniDoi]

Fml I wish I was you
English is honestly the worst thing I've ever had to endure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfpPArfDTGw

[dankfrank420]

Fml I wish I was you
English is honestly the worst thing I've ever had to endure

Yes.

I'd honestly sit through 3 methods exams 2 if it meant I didn't have to do English.

[99.90 pls]

What are all these exams you guys are so stoked for? We already did the GAT, surely there aren't any more tests...?

There are a few tests at the end of the year for all of your subjects, which they only use if something traumatic happened during the GAT so they can't take your GAT results. Otherwise, it's all g, just read over a past exam or two on the morning to get a feel for it but I wouldn't stress too much, a lot of people just sleep or walk out half way and they're still able to get in prestigious universities such as the University of Victoria

[warya]

I'm doing imaginative landscape and I honestly don't even know what the term means
jealous of all you people doing 'conflict'
 

[GeniDoi]

What do you guys think the LA will be about?

Last year it was space exploration, the year about that sustainable farming, the year before that ebooks - all somewhat STEMy topics.

If the trend continues, what could it be this year? Cloning? Maybe artificial intelligence? There's been some heat about that in the news lately.

[heids]

Yes.

I'd honestly sit through 3 methods exams 2 if it meant I didn't have to do English.

Only 3!?!  I would've done about a thousand methods exams, standing on my head with the pen in my mouth, over one English exam.

Guys.  12.15pm Wednesday afternoon will be THE BEST moment of your life. It's worth a year of intense suffering just to have those feelz afterwards.  DONE.  Forever.

[Berimbolo King]

Only 3!?!  I would've done about a thousand methods exams, standing on my head with the pen in my mouth, over one English exam.

Guys.  12.15pm Wednesday afternoon will be THE BEST moment of your life. It's worth a year of intense suffering just to have those feelz afterwards.  DONE.  Forever.

+10

[GeniDoi]

There are a few tests at the end of the year for all of your subjects, which they only use if something traumatic happened during the GAT so they can't take your GAT results. Otherwise, it's all g, just read over a past exam or two on the morning to get a feel for it but I wouldn't stress too much, a lot of people just sleep or walk out half way and they're still able to get in prestigious universities such as the University of Victoria

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at James Ruse Agricultural High School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret study sessions on quantum physics, and I have over 300 confirmed atar points. I am trained in rote learning and I’m the top student in the entire VCE selective High School system. You are nothing to me but just another rank below me. I will wipe you the fuck out with essays the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of IST teaches across VCE and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ATAR. You’re fucking nothing, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-smart you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare brain. Not only am I extensively trained in further maths, but I have access to the entire arsenal of VCAA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ATAR off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Have fun at TAFE, kiddo.

[warya]

^^^ what the fk is algorithmics lol

[literally lauren]

^The swot-vac sass is strong in this one :p

Seriously though, even I burned all my notes and practice essays in a cathartic celebratory ritual after the English exam. I think it's just the sheer fact that it's compulsory makes people detest it to the core.

But use that 'it'll all be over soon' mentality to add fuel to your fire.
Not literal fire though - save that for after the exam 

[Alter]

solid copypasta edit, would rate 8/8

^^^ what the fk is algorithmics lol

It's a Unit 5/6 subject. Haven't you unlocked it yet?

Edit: I think I'm the only person that doesn't hate English because I swapped out of Literature to do it, so it doesn't feel compulsory.