Macking on, sausages in bread, and the crying laughter emoji

[K888]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack?
Potato cake
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear?
Bathers
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school?
Bubble tap
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread?
Usually just a sausage I guess? If I were to have a conversation it'd probably be along the lines of "do you wanna get a sausage from the sausage sizzle?" so yeah, a sausage
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding?
Blood nose or nose bleed
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school?
Canteen
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’?
Pants
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries?
Corner store
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat?
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
- Get with? Uhhh probably not
- Hook up? Yeah I do use this but it's also a term that can have further connotations
- Kiss? Yeah but seems a little formal?
- Kissing? As above
- Mac on/mack on? Nope...is this something Americans say?
- Make out? Yeah this is the most common term I would use
- Pash? Seems a bit bogan/Kath and Kim to me
- Snog? As above
- Other?
What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts?
Depends how funny the thing is. Usually a laughing crying emoji and/or "haha", "hahah" or "hahaha". Or otherwise, lmao, lol, or maybe even a lel.
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good?
Depends who I'm with. Fully sick, awesome, grouse, bloody brilliant, or cool are some good ones to use

[sudodds]

Having lived in both Melbourne and Sydney (and England!) I imagine this might be a bit of a mishmash...

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack?
Potato cake
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear?
Swimmers
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school?
Bubbler
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread?
Tbh I think I just call it a sausage.
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding?
nosebleed
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school?
canteen (though i referred to it as the tuckshop in primary school)
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’?
aunts
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries?
Corner store
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat?
Icypole or slurpie depending on what form haha
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
- Get with? Yep
- Hook up? Yep
- Kiss? Yep but i think this has different connotations to when i'd use the first two.
- Kissing? Same as above.
- Mac on/mack on? Nope.
- Make out? Very rarely.
- Pash? No.
- Snog? Nada.
- Other?
What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts?
haha (the amount of ha's denotes how funny it is)
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good?
lit (began using it ironically... now i'm not quite sure)

[Coffee]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack?
Potato cake.
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear?
Anything along the lines of bathers, swimsuit, or, given that I'm a female, a bikini.
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school?
Isn't it just a tap?
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread?
Sausage in bread.
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding?
Nose bleed/blood nose.
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school?
Canteen.
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’?
Aunts. So, like 'duhnce'.
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries?
Milk bar.
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat?
Icy pole.
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
- Get with? No.
- Hook up? No.
- Kiss? Yes.
- Kissing? Yes.
- Mac on/mack on? Nope! Never heard this one.
- Make out? Maybe, it would depend on the context.
- Pash? No.
- Snog? Not really.
- Other? Can't think of anything else at the moment...
What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts?
Either 'haha', 'lol', or 'lmao'. I don't really have a preference although I've noticed it tends to change depending on who I'm talking to.
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good? Pretty good

[achre]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack?
Potato cake
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear?
Boardshorts, maybe boardies
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school?
Tap
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread?
Democracy sausage
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding?
Blood nose
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school?
Tuckshop
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’?
Pants
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries?
Milk bar
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat?
Icypole
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
- Get with? not usually
- Hook up? kind of, but usually this has more connotations than just kissing
- Kiss? yeah
- Kissing? yeah
- Mac on/mack on? literally never
- Make out? yes, this is the less connotative version of hook up imo
- Pash? no
- Snog? only if I happened to be a boy wizard studying at hogwarts
What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts?
lmao. I usually use haha more often than lmao, but that's more a form of punctuation for me than expressing genuine amusement haha
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good?
"fuck me that's proper skitz hey"

[elysepopplewell]

How would I describe kissing?
- Get with? This kind of means sex to me I think.
- Hook up? Yeah I'd say this, but my British friends think this means to go home with someone.
- Kiss? Definitely
- Mac on/mack on? Whatever this is I don't want part in it.
- Make out? Yeah, I think I'd say this
- Pash? Nope
- Snog? Reminds me of the film Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging. So, nope.
French kiss - Like, I know what this is and would understand if someone said it to me, but I'd hardly use this myself.

[heids]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack?
Potato cake (tater cake)
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear?
Bathers (and bikinis/boardies)
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school?
Bubbler
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread?
Sausage in bread. Had never heard the term "snag" before.
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding?
Blood nose
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school?
Canteen
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’?
It rhymes with moss, of course. "Let's donss!" (Nah, pants, I'm not a snobby SA kid)
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries?
Milkbar
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat?
Icy pole
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
Achre has exactly summed up my answer:

- Get with? not usually
- Hook up? kind of, but usually this has more connotations than just kissing
- Kiss? yeah
- Kissing? yeah
- Mac on/mack on? literally never
- Make out? yes, this is the less connotative version of hook up imo
- Pash? no
- Snog? only if I happened to be a boy wizard studying at hogwarts

What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts?
Hahaha (the more iterations of ha the funnier I find it) or lol or lmao; normally haha or lol are just a way of ending a sentence haha
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good?
Awesome, excellent, great or cool

[brenden]

Having lived in both Melbourne and Sydney (and England!) I imagine this might be a bit of a mishmash...

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack?
Potato cake
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear?
Swimmers
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school?
Bubbler
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread?
Tbh I think I just call it a sausage.
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding?
nosebleed
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school?
canteen (though i referred to it as the tuckshop in primary school)
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’?
aunts
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries?
Corner store
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat?
Icypole or slurpie depending on what form haha
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
- Get with? Yep
- Hook up? Yep
- Kiss? Yep but i think this has different connotations to when i'd use the first two.
- Kissing? Same as above.
- Mac on/mack on? Nope.
- Make out? Very rarely.
- Pash? No.
- Snog? Nada.
- Other?
What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts?
haha (the amount of ha's denotes how funny it is)
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good?
lit (began using it ironically... now i'm not quite sure)

This is the best thing I've ever read POTATO CAKES FOR THE WINNNNNNNNN-AHHHH

[spectroscopy]

What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good?
lit (began using it ironically... now i'm not quite sure)

this happens to me every year when i find something new to say ironically

[sudodds]

this happens to me every year when i find something new to say ironically

that's lit

[Calebark]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack? Potato cake

What general term do you use to refer to swimwear? Bathers

What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school? Drink tap

What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread? Snag

Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding? Blood nose

What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school? Canteen

Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’? Pants

What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries? Milkbar

What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat? Icy pole

Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
- Get with? Nahhh, this means something a lot more than kissing
- Hook up? Yeah, I use this
- Kiss? Use this most. Plain and simple
- Mac on/mack on? Mack? Kissing doesn't involve trucks
- Make out? Yeah, a nice classic
- Pash? Ew
- Snog? This isn't Hogwarts

What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts? Depends on the person. If I don't know them, probably a 'haha' (number of ha's depend on how funny, obviously). If I know them, probably a 'lol' or if I know them well, a 'asgsdhdfdj'. If not, a ' ' is always classic.

What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good? Rad

[Joseph41]

What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread?
Sausage in bread. Had never heard the term "snag" before.

This surprises me. Have most others heard of a "snag"?

[gisele]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack? Potato cake
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear? Swimwear
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school? A tap
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread? A barbecued sausage served in a single slice of bread.
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding? Blood nose
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school? Canteen
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’? Pants
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries? Milk bar
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat? ZOOPER DOOPER
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
Snog, definitely.

What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts? roflmaooo - what else? 
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good? literally anything other than "lit"

[lillianmaher]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack? Potato Cake
What general term do you use to refer to swimwear? Bathers
What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school? Bubble tap
What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread? sausage in bread
Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding? blood nose
What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school? canteen
Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’? pants
What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries? milk bar
What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat? icy pole
Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
- Get with?
- Hook up? Yes
- Kiss?
- Kissing?
- Mac on/mack on?
- Make out?
- Pash?
- Snog?
- Other?
What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts? Haha
What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good? awesome

[sudodds]

What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good? literally anything other than "lit"

[cookiedream]

What do you call a battered, deep-fried potato snack? Potato Cake

What general term do you use to refer to swimwear? Bathers, or just swimwear

What do you call the object that you might drink water from in a park or school? Taps. (Cos I used to live in Queensland I used to call them bubblers. When I came here and asked for where the bubblers are, people either looked at me weirdly, asked what the heck that was or laughed  )

What do you call a barbecued sausage, served in a single slice of bread? Sausage, or hot dog

Which term do you use when someone’s nose is bleeding? Bloody nose

What do you call the place where you might buy lunch at school? Canteen (Again, used to call it tuckshop until I realised that pretty much no one knows what that means here....)

Does the word ‘dance’ rhyme with ‘pants’, or ‘aunts’? Pants.

What do you call the small local shop that sells newspapers, lollies, drinks and basic groceries? Convenience store.

What do you call a frozen, water-based sweet treat? Icy pole.

Which of these would you use to describe kissing someone?
Kiss/Kissing

What is your most common way of expressing laughter when chatting online, or in texts?
One of:
        - ehehehehe
        - hahaHAHAHAHAHAHHA
        - lololol
        - XD
(The amount of letters is directly proportional to how funny something is).

What is your preferred way of describing a thing or situation that is pretty good? Coolio.