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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2009, 06:58:08 pm »
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Okay not physics but:

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2009, 07:49:20 pm »
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What's the difference between an Ohm and a Coulomb?

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2009, 07:51:33 pm »
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What's the difference between an Ohm and a Coulomb?
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2009, 07:58:56 pm »
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There may or may not be a pun about Heisenberg.
If you go to the 7th floor of the Physics Podium they've got this joke framed up on the wall :P

I must get a photo the next time I go there


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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2009, 09:09:31 pm »
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I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2009, 09:13:55 pm »
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There may or may not be a pun about Heisenberg.
PHYSICS IS PHUN

It's such an electrifying subject. Really sparks interest in me.

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2009, 09:24:10 pm »
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A man was being hit by a hammer once every second.
'That Hertz!' he exclaimed

And on maths jokes, how about:
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who can read binary, and those who can't.

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2009, 10:11:19 pm »
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Engineers love shaft work
Some snippets of what goes on in IRC:

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<chath> ill say " i wont let you go until u kiss me bitch"

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<@enwiabe> i have the BEST orgasms when i'm working through a math problem


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<@mark_alec> my bikini line however, is most important

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2009, 12:10:31 pm »
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Q: What is the physicist's definition of a vector space?
A: A set V such that for any x in V, x has a little arrow drawn over it.

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2009, 02:54:34 am »
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 My Dad said once 2 of his colleagues were discussing physics. The man said "your repulsive...", which the woman interpreted as "you're repulsive" :)

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2009, 09:22:22 pm »
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 I think I could dux physics. In a parallel universe.