Hilarious Maths Methods joke!

[Ilovemathsmeth]

This will make sense if you've done integration of transcedental functions.


There was a massive maths party, all the big functions were there:
polynomials, circular functions etc.
all were hanging out in their cliques: the trigs were cheering on sin as he
was chugging down pints, the logs were going off on the dancefloor, everyone
was having a cracking time - except for e, the exponential.
tan walked up to him and said "hey e, what's wrong?" and e replied, "not
much, just feeling down." So tan says, "come on, why don't you integrate, it
will make you feel better" and e responds....
"I would, but it wouldn't make any difference."

[Ilovemathsmeth]

For some reason this brings a smile to my face every time I read it.

[nbalakers24]

lol i shall read it once i cover those topics.

[mark_alec]

[Over9000]

ok.

[appianway]

I find that somewhat funny. I think I officially have no sense of humour

[Ilovemathsmeth]

lol I laughed for about 2 mins when my friend showed me that joke

[QuantumJG]

This will make sense if you've done integration of transcedental functions.


There was a massive maths party, all the big functions were there:
polynomials, circular functions etc.
all were hanging out in their cliques: the trigs were cheering on sin as he
was chugging down pints, the logs were going off on the dancefloor, everyone
was having a cracking time - except for e, the exponential.
tan walked up to him and said "hey e, what's wrong?" and e replied, "not
much, just feeling down." So tan says, "come on, why don't you integrate, it
will make you feel better" and e responds....
"I would, but it wouldn't make any difference."

I have a better one;

So e^x and 1 are walking down the road. Across the road, walking toward them is a derivative. 1, suddenly in a panic, turns to e^x and says, "Oh no! I'm doomed! I cannot cross a derivative and survive!" e^x smiles and says, "Fear not! I will go over, tell the derivative leave, then return unscathed." e^x walks up to the derivative and says, "Hi! I'm e^x!" The derivative says, "Hi! I'm d/dy!"

[Ilovemathsmeth]

Love that one, QuantumJG Awesome!

[kyzoo]

xD, anthropomorphizing maths symbols.

[Ilovemathsmeth]

Another one:

Why did Sine cross the road?

Cos.

[squance]

This will make sense if you've done integration of transcedental functions.


There was a massive maths party, all the big functions were there:
polynomials, circular functions etc.
all were hanging out in their cliques: the trigs were cheering on sin as he
was chugging down pints, the logs were going off on the dancefloor, everyone
was having a cracking time - except for e, the exponential.
tan walked up to him and said "hey e, what's wrong?" and e replied, "not
much, just feeling down." So tan says, "come on, why don't you integrate, it
will make you feel better" and e responds....
"I would, but it wouldn't make any difference."

I have a better one;

So e^x and 1 are walking down the road. Across the road, walking toward them is a derivative. 1, suddenly in a panic, turns to e^x and says, "Oh no! I'm doomed! I cannot cross a derivative and survive!" e^x smiles and says, "Fear not! I will go over, tell the derivative leave, then return unscathed." e^x walks up to the derivative and says, "Hi! I'm e^x!" The derivative says, "Hi! I'm d/dy!"

I don't get it

[TrueTears]

This will make sense if you've done integration of transcedental functions.


There was a massive maths party, all the big functions were there:
polynomials, circular functions etc.
all were hanging out in their cliques: the trigs were cheering on sin as he
was chugging down pints, the logs were going off on the dancefloor, everyone
was having a cracking time - except for e, the exponential.
tan walked up to him and said "hey e, what's wrong?" and e replied, "not
much, just feeling down." So tan says, "come on, why don't you integrate, it
will make you feel better" and e responds....
"I would, but it wouldn't make any difference."

I have a better one;

So e^x and 1 are walking down the road. Across the road, walking toward them is a derivative. 1, suddenly in a panic, turns to e^x and says, "Oh no! I'm doomed! I cannot cross a derivative and survive!" e^x smiles and says, "Fear not! I will go over, tell the derivative leave, then return unscathed." e^x walks up to the derivative and says, "Hi! I'm e^x!" The derivative says, "Hi! I'm d/dy!"

I don't get it

[crappy]

This thread brings a tear to my eye

[NandSfan]

Another one:

Why did Sine cross the road?

Cos.

Haha, I remember that one. And here's another one:

Why don't maths teachers need to go to the beach?
Because they can use sine and cos to get tan.