Are these strong opening paragraphs?

[Fyrefly]

Then so let it be. For we will indeed see whether verbosity and prolixity shall ever become the death of me.  :uglystupid2:

 

*Shrugs*

It's your education, not mine... you won't be rewarded in an exam.

[Russ]

As someone who lives with an assessor, it will be the death of you.

[EvangelionZeta]

Then so let it be. For we will indeed see whether verbosity and prolixity shall ever become the death of me.  :uglystupid2:

 

The problem isn't just that it's verbose; it sounds as though you're INTENTIONALLY trying to make it sound stupid, or that you're just adding in random words for the sake of it.