Tips!!! What TO DO ON WEDNESDAY BEFORE AFTER the exam™

[MrIraq]

MrIraq's tips:  

In the morning:

PRAY to anything or anyone u believe in, Its not a joke It helps!!


Before exam;

Drink Water

Dont Study on exam day, just rock up, if u study and make a mistake ull stress ya self

Go to the WC, Toilet wat ever

Put ur fone on silent or something, cauz if the examiner sees ya with it , (ur stuffed)

Go into the exam room with the mood, "Ahh well if i get shit, Who cares". (but actually do good)

Tell ur mates, u were playing Playstation all night and you dont care what u get (but its not true  )

During the exam;

Reading time...

Read the quesitons carefully, try distinguish which ones u have to spend more time on...

Look for the hard questions (last ones ussually), and remember to take care of them, try analyse them

Writing Time....

Answer the questions .. . .. If you cant do a section put a star on the top, and come back to it later,

If you have heaps on messy working out, i recommend that you circle the answer


After the exam;

Thank God, u finished!!  , Thank MrIraq for these extremly helpful tips

Tell your mates, that exam was sooo easy (eventhou its hard), so they all think  "shit we stuffed up"

Dont ask ur freinds, "ey what did u get for question 7 of Core? ... cause its pointless... and u just  think u got bad if u did get 1 question wrong

Ohh yeah, tell ur teacher " Sir/Miss wat ever " Your the shittest teacher, I failed all because of u" ... So they feel miserable hehhe


At home:

Go buy a V or Red Bull, and waste time go facebook your friends tell em how they went, then study for your next exam ...

http://Good Luck Girls and Boys
MrIraq -- btw im not a teacher..the Mr is a typing error  

[Studyinghard]

no, just no.

[Robbey]

lol do you pray to 'allah' since your from Iraq? serious question

[MrIraq]

yes.
Allah is the same god that christians ans Jews worship.

[Robbey]

yes.
Allah is the same god that christians ans Jews worship.

I'm Orthodox, do i worship allah?

[iphail]

yes.
Allah is the same god that christians ans Jews worship.

I'm Orthodox, do i worship allah?

"Allah" is God. It's just the Arabic word for God. (Same Thing...)

you all (Jews, Christians, Muslims) worship the same "dude in the sky".

[summyx]

yes.
Allah is the same god that christians ans Jews worship.

This is true. "Allah" is Arabic for God.

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woops, already said

[Robbey]

Well you learn something new every day..

I LOVE YOU ALLAH

[burbs]

Hey brosef, I have some point to disputate with you! Firstly, bromigo, I love the point about pretending you did no study, LOL that'll show your friends! "Ha, you jokers studied? Pfft I was bashing hookers on GTA bra!"

Bronana, the point about the phone is especially mint, yeah man I'd love to jeopradise my whole exam instead of just putting the phone in my locker/bag.


Let's be honest, I'm not sure if you're joking or not.

[Robbey]

Hey brosef, I have some point to disputate with you! Firstly, bromigo, I love the point about pretending you did no study, LOL that'll show your friends! "Ha, you jokers studied? Pfft I was bashing hookers on GTA bra!"

Bronana, the point about the phone is especially mint, yeah man I'd love to jeopradise my whole exam instead of just putting the phone in my locker/bag.


Let's be honest, I'm not sure if you're joking or not.

same

[vidang]

Tell ur mates, u were playing Playstation all night and you dont care what u get (but its not true  )

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Theo2323]

Who is this cunt? Haha.

[mojomojo]

After today's exam, it's clear that the best way to prepare for the exam on the day before was to have a good sleep to have a clear mind.

[MrIraq]

Hey brosef, I have some point to disputate with you! Firstly, bromigo, I love the point about pretending you did no study, LOL that'll show your friends! "Ha, you jokers studied? Pfft I was bashing hookers on GTA bra!"

Bronana, the point about the phone is especially mint, yeah man I'd love to jeopradise my whole exam instead of just putting the phone in my locker/bag.


Let's be honest, I'm not sure if you're joking or not.

lol thanks guys, its the methods they use in Iraq before, after n during tests lol

i hope all u guys do well

[amjadkhan]

MrIraq??? so original