R.I.P Tasmainia Jones (2006-2010)

[Duck]

Is Tasmania Jones a man or woman? Also, Tasmania Jones will never die because he/she is the heart and soul of the Methods course. Infinitely more important than calculus or whatever.

[AzureBlue]

Who is Tasmania Jones? Some character that goes on adventures in methods exams I hear?

[m@tty]

Who is Tasmania Jones? Some character that goes on adventures in methods exams I hear?

Yes. That's right.

[stonecold]

This prick better be on the exam tomorrow.  He brings me good luck.

[JinXi]

Been seeing this fag all year long, my teacher just had to include him in every single SAC that she writes....

[Blakhitman]

This prick better be on the exam tomorrow.  He brings me good luck.

lol, I reckon there might be something about him driving a car or something and we need to use calculus to determine velocity, displacement and shiz.

Or at least I hope

[InitialDRulz]

Tasmania Jones has landed in Egypt, where he spotted many pyramids in the desert. In each pyramid, there is a bag filled with gold. He climbs a pyramid, where he throws a rope down with a length of 5m. If he falls, he would be trapped into a hole dugged up as a cone shape, where he would be isolated into a tube known as the 'cone of death'.

a) Find the height of the pyramid (we will not give you how deep the cone is, find out yourself students) (1 mark)

As he was climbing down the rope, a rock fell from the top fell on him, where he fell into the cone of death

b) Using a mathematical formula, how can Tasmania Jones escape (1 mark)

5 minutes later, a helicopter had arrived to save Tasmania from the cone of death 30 metres above, where they flew him to safety. But, because he slipped earlier, he slipped again from the rope again, thus falling into another pyramid, and into another cone of death.

c) Cone for Death, Cone of Death, Cone of Death? (1 mark)
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I can imagine a question like that actually haha

[meefz]

c) Cone for Death, Cone of Death, Cone of Death? (1 mark)
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the answer to this question is:
(Cone of Death)^3 divided by 0.
thus Tasmania Jones has been lost in an everlasting vortex where he will never be heard of again.

[m@tty]

This prick better be on the exam tomorrow.  He brings me good luck.

lol, I reckon there might be something about him driving a car or something and we need to use calculus to determine velocity, displacement and shiz.

Or at least I hope

That sounds like Spesh 07.. Just there's no celebrity in Spesh exams =( Instead it was a criminal being chased by a policeman. They could've at least made it interesting.. xD

[lil_stace]

Die Tasmania die!!! why didn't those pack of dogs catch him in the 08 exam(i think it was the o8 exam) and tasmania jones could have been eaten by a pack of dogs!!!

[m@tty]

They should make him die every year.. Only to revive him the next

[bomb]

They should make him die every year.. Only to revive him the next

They should actually make a question where he does die. NOONE will get it right, they'd all change their answers

[slothpomba]

Die Tasmania die!!! why didn't those pack of dogs catch him in the 08 exam(i think it was the o8 exam) and tasmania jones could have been eaten by a pack of dogs!!!

2008 was snake venom... i don't know why everyone bags him.. if i was bitten by a snake i know the first thing i'd do is whip out my cas and derive the path to the venom..... (sarcasm)

[InitialDRulz]

Was that the one where he had to run through the beach or something like that? that one was pretty funny. or the one where he had 3.75 seconds spare before the concentration got too high hahaha

[slothpomba]

Yeah it was that one