R.I.P Tasmainia Jones (2006-2010)

[stonecold]

i hope tazzie jones falls in a hole and dies

Yeah, and then we can work out the rate at which dirt gets poured into the hole to bury him for good.  

[samiira]

i hope tazzie jones falls in a hole and dies

Yeah, and then we can work out the rate at which dirt gets poured into the hole to bury him for good. 

haha gud1

[Blakhitman]

i hope tazzie jones falls in a hole and dies

Yeah, and then we can work out the rate at which dirt gets poured into the hole to bury him for good. 

and find that he fell in a cylinder that was inside the cone......

[stonecold]

i hope tazzie jones falls in a hole and dies

Yeah, and then we can work out the rate at which dirt gets poured into the hole to bury him for good. 

and find that he fell in a cylinder that was inside the cone......

i was gonna say, wouldn't it be ironic if he falls and dies in the 'cone of death' haha...

[Blakhitman]

i hope tazzie jones falls in a hole and dies

Yeah, and then we can work out the rate at which dirt gets poured into the hole to bury him for good. 

and find that he fell in a cylinder that was inside the cone......

i was gonna say, wouldn't it be ironic if he falls and dies in the 'cone of death' haha...

hahaha, the facebook group would go apeshit lolol

[cypriottiger]

"Tasmania jones, whilst running away from the FBI due to copyright infringements on the name "Indiana Jones", falls from a edge of a cliff into a black hole whose dimensions are like that of a cylinder. whilst being crushed into singularity, he is impailed by a cone-shaped piece of wood, with the depth of the cone being represented by the equation

D = b^a.cos^(bx) + 42

where b represent his current mass, a his distance from the event horizon, and x the time since he fell from the cliff.
a) which destroys him first, the cone or the black hole, support your answer with relevant equations."

[stonecold]

"Tasmania jones, whilst running away from the FBI due to copyright infringements on the name "Indiana Jones", falls from a edge of a cliff into a black hole whose dimensions are like that of a cylinder. whilst being crushed into singularity, he is impailed by a cone-shaped piece of wood, with the depth of the cone being represented by the equation

D = b^a.cos^(bx) + 42

where b represent his current mass, a his distance from the event horizon, and x the time since he fell from the cliff.
a) which destroys him first, the cone or the black hole, support your answer with relevant equations."

lolllllllllllll!  FBI.  funny as...

[darkphoenix]

LOL Epic thread.

[John President]

"Tasmania Jones, in between his epic mathematical adventures, leads a rockin' sex life. Tasmania is a bit of a playboy and has been known to engage in intercourse with as many as 100 women in the course of one year, seducing them with his charisma and ability to differentiate complex cubic functions. The chest sizes of these women are normally distributed, with a mean of 87cm and a standard deviation of 8cm..."

blah blah blah

"Due to his unscrupulous sexual action, Tasmania contracts a rare STD which spreads through his body with the % of his genital region infected at time t days given by I = sqrt(100t) where t is greater or equal to 0. Tasmania's appendage will have to be amputated if this figure exceeds 50%. In how many days will this occur?

[jto1292]

Bahahahahahaha too good (Y)

[Juddinator]

LOLOLOL

[lil_stace]

ROTFL!! freakily enough he wasn't in the exam so I'm making th assumption that his died in a vat of acid last year

[cypriottiger]

lol stacey!!!