Kennybhoy & Taiga are selling their services to those who want it.

[Kennybhoy]

Ever woken up one morning and looked out the window and thought "man, I should really mow my lawn now".

Well, for those who live in the vicinity of Wheelers Hill, Kennybhoy and Taiga are offering lawn mowing services. We guarantee that our lawn mowing is better than any other lawn mowing you can get for the same price.

For the low low price of 10 dollars, we will mow your front lawn OR back yard OR nature strip.
for 15 we will mow two.
for 20 we will mow front and back and nature strip.

Why choose Kennybhoy & Taiga?

Kennybhoy has experience in:

• 7 years experience in lawn mowing.
• 5 years experience in car washing (stopped due to water restrictions)
• 9 years experience in mopping the floor
• Cleaning experience in China, Singapore and Glen Waverley McDonalds (only briefly because I got fired)

Taiga has experience in:

• 6 years experience in lawn mowing.
• 5 years experience in car washing (stopped due to water restrictions)
• 6 years experience in mopping the floor
• Cleaning experience in France, India, Singapore, and New Zealand
• A+ grades in Year 8 Hospitality

That's right, with 13 years of lawn mowing between us, you know there's no better value for money. So if you're interested, PM Taiga or myself. Additionally, there are minor bursaries of $2 available to those who refer there friends to Taiga and Kennybhoy’s service.

We are so sure that you will be 100% satisfied that if you're not satisfied with our services, you will get your full money back. No questions asked!!

[taiga]

Endorsed, we had a crazy monopoly party and cleaned it up in less than 10 minutes. Then we mowed the lawn.

[Stojad]

This is the best advertising thread I've seen.

[vea]

This is the best advertising thread I've seen.

hahaha obviously you didn't get an A+ in maths haha nub 6+7=13!!!1111

nub not endorzed dese guiz bad at maf

[Cianyx]

Promise that your service would be along the lines of this and I would sign up immediately
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDajOtjPBY

[Romperait]

Endorsed, their services are legit.

[burbs]

Endorsed heavily. With Taiga's experience in UMEP Horticulture and Kennybhoy's disdain of grass, they offer a service rivaled by none.
Taiga also has like 1200 FB friends and Kennybhoy is good at tetris.

[_avO]

You're targeting the wrong market

[burbs]

On Closer inspection.

Kennybhoy & Taiga are selling their 'services' to those who want it.

Ever woken up one morning and looked out the window and thought "man, I should really 'mow my lawn' now".

Well, for those who live in the vicinity of Wheelers Hill, Kennybhoy and Taiga are offering 'lawn mowing' services. We guarantee that our 'lawn mowing' is better than any other 'lawn mowing' you can get for the same price.

For the low low price of 10 dollars, we will 'mow' your front 'lawn' OR back 'yard' OR 'nature strip.'
for 15 we will 'mow' two.
for 20 we will 'mow' front and back and 'nature strip.'

[Kennybhoy]

Excuse me guys, but I don't like how everyone is taking the piss out of this topic. We are actually being legit and seriously offering a lawn mowing service.

[enwiabe]

This all sounds so wrong...

[taiga]

This all sounds so wrong...

But oh so right.
(if you want help gardening)

By the way there are no double entendres intended with any of this. This is 100% legitimate summer boredom.

[poojas73]

these guys are actually serious, i had to third wheel with them for 3 hours today whilst they planned it all out!

[luken93]

So what makes you guys better than Jim's mowing, they have like 100 years experience haha

[Stojad]

So what makes you guys better than Jim's mowing, they have like 100 years experience haha

That guy is raking in money to build a doomsday device. I just know it.