ok trying to scour internet to find some bio/lab jokes/funny stuff (they arent all bad
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you know you've been in the lab too long when...
2. You can tell what cheap and expensive white coats look like
4. You use acronyms for everything and never stop to elaborate
6. You always seem to use the microscope after the person with the impossibly close together eyes
8. You've wondered why you can't drink distilled water in the lab
- It should be clean?
10. You've worked out that a trained chimp could probably do 90% of your job
11. When a non-scientist asks you what you do for a living you roll your eyes and talk science at them until they've lost the will to live (mainly for fun)
12. You have to check the web to find out what the weather is outside
16. Safety equipment is optional unless it makes you look cool
18. The Christmas night out reveals scientists can't dance, although a formula for the movement of hands and feet combined with beats per min is found scrawled on a napkin by a waiter the next day
23. No matter what the timings in the experiment protocol there is always time for lunch in the middle
27. You've left the lab wearing a piece of PPE because you forgot you had it on
Non-scientist
"You are so narrowminded, only preoccupied with your cells. You don't know anything about the world you are living in. For instance, what do you know about culture?"
Cell Biologist: "You mean CELL cultures?"
The Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students
10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street.
9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
7. I would never date an undergraduate.
6. Your latest article was so inspiring.
5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.
4. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.
3. The department is giving me so much support.
2. My job prospects look really good.
1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.
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