WARNING: This post is for entertainment purposes only.
Okay, most of you know that there are many trolls on this forum. Some are a bit more obvious than others, others are a bit less obvious than some etc. Well, fear not, as i have identified the key techniques to find the trolls on this forum and stop the trolls from spamming, commenting and telling riddles under bridges (Just some of the things trolls do). I use a simple three step method to quickly locate those trolls. The model I use for this method is known as:
S.hutdown
H.eavily
A.ctive
T.rolls
1. 
By shutting down heavily active trolls we will make the forums much cleaner and friendlier than they are. (Hint: I'm implying that they are not friendly) The first step (shut down) is to observe the name of the troll, is it something really spammy like 'chimpy' and annoying like 'ash-ole.' This is the first step of noticing a troll.
IMPORTANT TIP: Do not confuse common homo names such as 'MoonlightShadow24' and 'xXinnocentangelXx' as troll names. These are just usernames of people who straighten their hair for 46 minutes, listen to honky-town music, put smileys at the end of all their text messages and take glitter photos at Photo Plus.
2. The second step to finding a troll is to go through everyone's posts and count the amounts of times they write 'lolz, hhaha xD, come at me brah and :PP.' Of course, this is impossible to do for everyone so i suggest you only do it for people who seem to be heavily active on the forums. To aid you i have given you a
simple, easy to understand formula for scouting out those annoying trolls. It is --> If the number of times they use 'lolz' is equal to [ x^3-诶 > $5443 (including GST) ] then they are indefinitely a troll.
3. If you have reached this step, then you will wonder what to do once, you have found the troll. After all you basically SHAT your way to his/her/it's profile and now you're stumped on what to do. Well the answer is not to confront the troll, or to minus their reputation, but to simply compliment them.. Yes, you read right, compliment them. By complimenting a troll you are using counter-psychology. The best way to describe this is when Kaiba was dueling Yugi and used the crush-card virus. For those of you unfamiliar with the anime Yu-Gi-Oh, Kaiba uses what's called a trap-card in an attempt to trick Yugi into thinking he has the upper hand. Yugi, being as gullible as every other protagonist cartoon character, falls for the trap and begins to lose. As you can see, counter-psychology gets even the smartest of people, in this case, animated japanese cartoon characters with split personalities. So remember, my friends, the next time you see a troll, tell them they are 'cool' and that they are smart 'lyk yugi from yugiohz.' After this step you can successfully say that you just SHAT on a troll.
So... Without further ado i would like to present a list of the trolls i have encountered but I have run out of character space so i can't do that.
lolz
Peace. :PP
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